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you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
I mean that is just some ******** UP s**t
the Trix rabbit, for example
I dunno man... if I were him I'd be ******** KILLING some kids
I remember a commercial where the ******** rabbit WENT INTO A ******** STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN ******** MONEY.
******** kids came outta NOWHERE and basically ******** mug the poor stupid b***h rabbit
"silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
******** rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
******** NO that wouldn't fly with me
I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those ******** bitches
and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the s**t out of them some more.
and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ******** kid?
I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot ******** RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
"Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
NO.
I'd be thinking
"that's a 6 foot ******** RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the ******** was I just smoking?"
another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
they show a big a** bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a ******** grapefruit... who the ******** eats a breakfast that big
not me
I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
I mean, I eat when I get up
but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
b***h, you make my ******** sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the ******** money
don't give me that s**t.
Back to stupid cereal mascots...
Lucky Charms.
******** LUCKY CHARMS
Lucky can turn the ******** MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ******** 6 year olds?!?!?
C'mon now, Lucky.
I KNOW your b***h a** has got to have a "Blow the ******** kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
"They're after me Lucky Charms!"
....
KILL THEM, b***h!
I dunno why I went off on this rant here
it's just always bothered me."