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This story is told from Karen's perspective.

I had my friend Holly over and I told her before we hung out that I want some chips with dip. I bought a big bag of chips and I had 2 little containers of onion dip. I had the whole thing finished in one day, with a side of cake, and 2 long sticks of Rice Crispy Treats (don't judge me) Anyways, after all that food got boiled up in my tummy, I felt the need to fart. Holly is okay with me farting because she laughs at it but with me it just makes me feel...
So I'm laying in bed and I tell her I have to fart. She didn't mind, and I got into doggy style position and blew a big fart that sounded like burrrrrrrffff! Holly started dying laughing and so was I but I was feeling good feelings from the vibrations. I told her I got another one cooking up and ready to be served. So I got back into position and let out another big one but it was bigger then the last one and sounded like burrrrrrrrr! and had a little wet sound to it. (Don't worry, there was no poo) We laughed about it too. Then I had laid on my side and told her once again I was going to let one go and I let out a squishy bubbly like fart. We laughed but I had to go poop. I told her "I've gotta go to the bathroom, I need to poop," I got up and went to my toilet and sat down. I started to fart and poop all at the same time and boy, did it feel good! I was plopping little pellets of poo into the toilet while big farts just echoing into the white bowl. Ahhh... It was good! I then wipe myself down with the toilet paper, flushed, washed and dried my hands, and went back to chatting it up with my friend while I threw some farts here and there to scare her and have a laugh about. Later that night, Holly left to go home and I was still oh so gassy! I figured the solution to it would be to just let all of it out. So I was laying in bed since it was so cold I blew it up with my farts. I was under my blankets and I forgot that my farts had a potato chip smell to them that was really bad. So I blew a huge fart that sounded like one of them guy farts in the morning and it was so warm under my blanket and the smell was so strong and it just made me so excited. I wish I did it on a guy's face and not my own (tee hee), I even thought of my friend John, who'd love to sniff this. But all and all to wrap the story up, I just kept farting really loudly all night and it was stinking up my room. Luckily the smells with my farts fly away after half a minute so it wasn't so bad.