Stats:
Strength: ▌▌
Intelligence: ▌▌▌▌▌
Vending Skills: ∞
Super Sass: ∞
Weapon of Choice: A sweater filled with bricks
Wish: That Mako was a real person.
Jorgi's Ending
Just barely surviving, he slowly walked over to the chest that held the Mysterious Man's most prized possession. After opening it, he realized there was an envelope inside with the words "Pinche Puto" written on the front of it. He opened it and began reading the letter inside.
Jorge - Pinche Jorgii! I always get excited writing about Jorgii, and I have no idea why. Okay, so I first met Jorgii in 2012. I had just gotten Nitemare Minis and decided to sell them. In comes pinche Jorgii, trying to get them for super cheap. The sad part is, I almost sold them to him.! Anyways, I declined the offer. About a month later, I had seen him again in rally, and I was all, oh, you're the guy that tried getting my minis for super cheap! He was all, ahaha yah. After that, we randomly started talking about The Legend of Korra. He was all, ughhhh Mako needs to do bad things to me. I was all, oh, that's nice. Our friendship was basically built on that show. After getting to know one another more, we found we had quite a few things in common. We disliked basic bitches... and we somewhat have similar taste in music! Okay, so this is where I write what I like about Jorgii.~ His attitude towards everything is just iudhgisuh. Like, even when he writes LOL, all I picture is him sitting at his computer with a blank face. I don't know why, but I love that. The next thing I like about Jorgii is his sense of humor. Like, you can say something somewhat shady, and he'll be all, LOL U EVIL b***h EAT MY A$$. How could anyone not find that hilarious? This might be weird to say, but I love Jorgii's sass. Like, if you ask him for donations, he'll probably be all, okay send me a trade and I'll be sure to send 1gg then decline the trade because you're not even worth that much. n_n Again, how could you not find that funny!? Jorgii is unintentionally funny. Okay, Jorgii's taste in music. Although we don't completely like the same things, we have similar tastes in certain genres. He's the type of person that will listen to something from the hipster side of Youtube... and MGMT and Arcade Fire. I mean, he wrote at least 69,000 statuses about Arcade Fire's new album in 2013.!!! Oh, I was actually going to make your theme song Wake Up, but I decided not to. That's too easy to guess.! Lastly, Jorgii makes the most... what's the weird... awkward? avatars. I don't even know how to explain it. He wears those huge black glasses, adventure time face, and pants that are up to his tits. Regardless, it's super... DAYSU. Okay, let me finish this off by saying that Jorgii is a great guy.~ He's 32, single, and looking for his future husband. Just kidding. But yeah, Jorgii is a great friend. Even though we didn't talk for the longest time, he has to talk to me now, since TLOK started again.!!! Don't forget to comment me your reaction to every new episode, pinche Jorgii! Stay not basic!Theme Song
