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> A YOUNG HILLBILLY NAMED KENNY, MOVED TO TEXAS AND BOUGHT A DONKEY
> FROM A
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> FARMER FOR $100.00. THE FARMER AGREED TO DELIVER THE DONKEY THE NEXT
> DAY.
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> THE NEXT DAY THE FARMER DROVE UP AND SAID, "SORRY SON, BUT I HAVE SOME
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> BAD NEWS, THE DONKEY DIED."
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> KENNY REPLIED, "WELL, THEN, JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK."
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> THE FARMER SAID, "CAN'T DO THAT. I WENT AND SPENT IT ALREADY."
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> KENNY SAID, "OK, THEN, JUST BRING ME THE DEAD DONKEY."
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> THE FARMER ASKED, "WHAT YA GONNA DO WITH HIM?"
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> KENNY SAID, "I'M GOING TO RAFFLE HIM OFF."
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> THE FARMER SAID, "YOU CAN'T RAFFLE OFF A DEAD DONKEY!"
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> KENNY SAID, "SURE I CAN. WATCH ME. I JUST WON'T TELL ANYBODY HE IS
> DEAD."
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> A MONTH LATER, THE FARMER MET UP WITH KENNY AND ASKED, "WHAT HAPPENED
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> WITH THAT DEAD DONKEY?"
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> KENNY SAID, "I RAFFLED HIM OFF. I SOLD 500 TICKETS AT TWO DOLLARS A
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> PIECE AND MADE A PROFIT OF $998.00."
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> THE FARMER SAID, "DIDN'T ANYONE COMPLAIN?"
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> KENNY SAID, "JUST THE GUY WHO WON. SO I GAVE HIM HIS TWO DOLLARS
> BACK."
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> KENNY EVENTUALLY BECAME THE CHAIRMAN OF ENRON.

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