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Bob was walking into the Marketplace, looking around. "omgsomeonewasshotlololol." Some random newb ran around screaming. Bob kicked him in his nuts and walked on. "Hm.. chain of command." Bob said grabbing one. "Hey Moira.. over here." Bob said. Moira walked over then Bob took the chain and choked Gino Gambino, who was right next to her. "RAAARGHHH Gino smash!! Gino.. Gin... *pwnt*" Gino yelled out, getting pwnt by Bob the mighty. "What happened here?" A officer said. "It just happened.. And then this did too!" Bob said, kicking the officer in the groin with groin kicking fury. The officer fell, and Bob took the chain and choked the officer to death. "Nothing to see here, nothing to see!" Bob said, stealing small items from the marketplace while people weren't looking. "Like taking candy from anything that has candy and can't fight back.. hahaha." Bob said, walking out of the Marketplace. "Hey my stuff is gone!" People yelled out. Bob then pressed the remote for the bomb. "Omgawsh the Mp just screwed up! Help help!" people yelled out, pleading to the gods above to fix it. Bob smirked and stuck bunny ears on herself. "I'm a rabbit, woof woof!" Bob said, running off.