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Dear Princess Celestia... Just the ramblings of a lost Pwny.


vikinghalex
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Me and My Little Pony (Part Two)
Warning: May contain suggestive themes and strong language, but otherwise SFW (If you do not know what this means, google it). If you have not read the previous versions before reading this one, then I urge you to do so their links can be found at the bottom. ALSO, if you are not familiar with 4chan there is a good chance you will be offended with this next part, so if you are then just know it isn't my fault, that said the GaiaJournals version also has been edited so that way it does not violate the ToS.


Indeed, ponies are what took me out of the closet, ponies are what made me realize that the world was a terrible terrible place, and that there will always be people out there who want to drag you down because they want everyone else in the pits with them. What needs to happen is you just need to learn to not give a ******** about other peoples opinions'.

2012...That was the year I retired from WoW...that was also the year my step father died of alchohol poisoning and my little sister sent away because I was deemed "financially irresponsible" because I spent all my money on video games, premium pornsite memberships, and computer hardware. I didn't care about anything else but myself and my own happiness because really I was living a pretty pathetic life, and the only place where none of the IRL bullshit was, was online. Having lost my mother years earlier and now even more bullshit...I couldn't handle it. I had to find a way to escape, I needed a place to hide away, even if only for a second...I needed someone to give a ******** about my situation.

Enter, 4chan. 4chan is known for many things, but I would say that one thing that is great about it overall is how there are so many people out there exactly like you, and even though they might call you a f*****t for posting some stupid s**t, one thing about 4chan that makes it special is, the fact that we are all faggots...we are all people with literally nothing better to do than lurk on an anonymous board. One of the biggest quirks and draws about 4chan is you can literally talk about anything there, from discussing sports, talking about what you wish you had done with your life, sharing illegal content such as torrents or anonymous download links, or even, you might find a thread about torture porn...BUT in the end, you will more than likely find someone there to talk to, and this is exactly what I did.

I boot up my computer to see the familiar Windows XP logo before realizing that my stomach was aching for something to fill it. I walk into the kitchen and take a look inside my fridge only to realize that there was nothing to eat but left over meatloaf. "Ramen noodles it is" I say to myself with disgust before grabbing a cup of Top Ramen out of the cupboard and adding water to it. "s**t!" "I forgot that I was supposed to get on WoW for a raid!" I quickly tossed the mixture of water and noodles into the microwave before dashing out of the kitchen and into my room. I sit down into the chair only to realize what I had just done..."You're such a heartless little s**t, your step-father died and your sister was taken away and you want to ******** play a video game??!" I thought to myself with disgust before openly saying "What does it matter anyway, people do not make me happy, they only lead to more disappointment." "Video games are designed to make one happy...I am unhappy, therefore it is only logical that I play a video game to relieve some stress" I say to "myself" before shaking the thought and the voice out my head and proceed to open WoW. A few seconds after typing in my username I find out that the servers are down for maintenance. "******** that's right, maintenance is tomorrow" I say to myself as I rub my eyes.

Ding! Goes my microwave in the next room. As I am walking back into the kitchen to grab my ramen, I can't help but yawn with exaustion after having been up for a solid 27 hours now. I open the door of microwave and I am greeted by than familiar aroma, that only serves to make me even more hungry, and my mouthy even more watery. Hurrying up to grab the ramen, I realize that it is so hot it that it burns my hand through the styrofoam. Grabbing a towel off the oven I retrieve the ramen before returning to my room. Taking a seat back into my computer chair I decide to log onto 4chan to see what /g/ is up to this morning.

It's the usual AMD vs Intel threads, and a thread where some dumbass has stolen an iphone and wants to know how to get past the lock screen, but nothing else really except the usual Linux circlejerk threads. I decide that I will alleviate my frustration with WoW by shitposting a bit in the stolen iphone thread. "Give it back Tyrone" I type before practically falling out of my chair from laughter. Getting back into my chair and clicking post I decide to go shitpost in a thread about Nvidia cards being a literal housefire, but its just full of AMDfag shilling. Going back into the stolen iphone thread, I see that it is full of more of the same s**t "Stop being a f*****t and give it back" or "I hope you ******** die you piece of s**t". Bored of /g/ I decide to lurk in /b/ for some trolling.

"Dude pissing out literal s**t, yawn". "Thread about boobs and why they rule your life, yawn". "Rule 34 thread y--wait" I can't help but see something that piques my interest, an image of futa Twilight with applejack. "Dear lord..." I say to myself with obvious disgust but also unable to look away. Scrolling through the thread I see more futa porn but nothing else pony related. Realizing that the thread had died off 3 hours ago with no new posts, I decide to just get off the computer and go to sleep because I have work tomorrow...

Parts:

Part One
Part Two (You are Here)




 
 
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