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Holy Shiznet I havent made a journal in a while....well here is...a new....one

I was stuck in the forest looking for something to eat while after a second later I saw a UFO!!!!! it ubducted me and killed all the livestock, it let me fire at some of them, so fun, we killed 2000 cows and then delivered the cow meat to Mc'donalds for tomorrows hamburgers(why else do you think aliens only come out at night? Also explains the crop circle things)...(bc when we miss we make gaps in the farm wheat and then start drawing on it)....well after we delivered the meat the the aliens got some bling bling and got manicures...........yeaaaaaa kinda ruined their scary image. Afterwards we went for gluvabardreadforchekersonjeklerturedosumonimuytubbuinjegtegguytobuinature A.k.a. ice cream!!! Then the aliens removed my brain afterward, but bought me more ice cream, for free!!!!