my mean friend cat sent me another mean e-mail... yes cat i know your joking, so am i but hey... here it is:
Hey this is all about you
you called me to get my phone number.
you spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate.
you put lipstick on her forehead because you wanted to make up your mind.
you tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
you sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
you tried to drown a fish.
you thought a quarterback was a refund.
you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
you tripped over a cordless phone.
you took a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.
you asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
you studied for a blood test.
you thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when you heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you moved.
when you missed the number 4 bus, you took the number 2 bus twice instead.
when you took me to the airport, you saw a sign that said "Airport Left" and turned around to take me home
... ouch... those hurt... oh well ^^-
 XxThe-Taste-Of-SinxX · Fri Jun 09, 2006 @ 11:22pm · 1 Comments |
