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AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THIS FAT GUY WHO LIVES ABOVE ME IT'S FUNNY THAT HE HASN'T FALLEN THROUGH THE FLOOR YET OR SOMETHING AND CRUSHED ME AND MY KITTY OH AND MY LIZARD BUT ANYWAYS THE FAT GUY YA HE LIVES ABOVE ME AND HE LIKES TO MAKE ALOT OF NOISES WHEN HE WALKS/ROLLS AROUND I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S VOLUNTARY OR NOT BUT IT'S QUITE ANNOYING SO ANYWAYS I GO UPSTAIRS AND KNOCK ON FAT MAN'S DOOR I WAITED ABOUT 5 MINS BEFORE HE ACTUALLY MADE IT TO THE DOOR SO HE OPENS IT AND IS ALL LIKE 'WHAT.' AND I'M ALL LIKE 'WHAT THE ********, MATE?' SO HE GRABS ME AND PULLS ME INSIDE HIS FOUL SMELLING HOME IT WAS SO SCARY BECAUSE AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA RAPE ME BUT I NOTICED HE WAS SO FAT THERE WAS NO WAY THAT COULD BE POSSIBLE BUT ONE THING HE COULD DO IS CRUSH ME SO YEA I WAS SLIGHTLY FRIGHTENED FOR MY LIFE I MEAN WHAT A WAY TO DIE CRUSHED BY AN IMMENSELY FAT GUY SO ANYWAYS I'M INSIDE HIS LIVING ROOM NOW AND HE'S ROLLING AROUND COLLECTING DIRT ALONG THE WAY AND I WAS ALL 'HARHARHAR' AT HIM SO HE GOT ANGRY AND LOCKED ME INSIDE HIS CLOSET WHICH WAS QUITE LARGE FOR A CLOSET LIKE I COULD HAVE MADE IT INTO MY OWN ROOM AND s**t BUT THERES LIKE NO WAY I'M LIVING IN THE CLOSET OF A SMELLY FAT GUY SO AFTER 3 WEEKS HE FINALLY LETS ME OUT AND TELLS ME TO GO BUY HIM SOME CHIPS BUT THEY CAN'T BE NAME BRAND BECAUSE HE'S NOT MADE OF MONEY SO I'M LIKE 'OK OK' SO HE GIVES ME 2 DOLLARS AND I GO BUY A CAN DRINK AND GO HOME AND DRINK THE CAN DRINK AND TYPED THIS JOURNAL ENTRY UP AND I JUST NOTICED I'M USING PROPER SPELLING WHOA MAN I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN THAT CLOSET FAR TOO LONG

KTHX

neurotikitten
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Commented on: Fri Jun 16, 2006 @ 04:19pm


	kthxWHAT, bish? scream O Btw FIRST COMMENT.

Commented on: Sat Jun 17, 2006 @ 02:58am


	D; Glad you survived.

Moogle At The Front Door
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Oogie Boogie =O
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Commented on: Sat Jun 17, 2006 @ 05:36am


	OMGZ! I TOL U IF U TEL ANY1 I KILLZ U scream

Commented on: Sat Jun 17, 2006 @ 02:03pm


	f**

[ Mail Order Bride ]
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Red Tea
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Commented on: Thu Jun 22, 2006 @ 07:58pm


	OMGZ ANGREEFACIE WERE R TEH CHIPS!? emo DAT FAT GAI MST B WAI STARVING emo

Commented on: Thu Jun 22, 2006 @ 10:46pm


	WUT A LUZR rofl

poonpie
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Commented on: Fri Jun 23, 2006 @ 06:14pm


	WHERE DID THE FAT MAN TOUCH YOU TIMMY?

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