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I think I should begin by giving you all insight into my personality. This is a conversation I had with myself while in a fishing room all by myself. By the way, I had fancifully titled this fishing room "My bait pwns. It is shiny and bucket-like."

Triss-chan: Why hello, Triss-chan.
Triss-chan: Oh, Triss-chan! Fancy meeting you here!
Triss-chan: So, what are you doing?
Triss-chan: Skydiving.
Triss-chan: Really?
Triss-chan: What do you think?
Triss-chan: Is that a rhetorical question?
Triss-chan: What do you think?
Triss-chan: Shut up.
Triss-chan: The fish refuse to bite, and there is nobody here... maybe my bait doesn't pwn after all.
Triss-chan: Darn right it doesn't!
Triss-chan: I wasn't asking you!
Triss-chan: Maybe if you weren't so cheap you could buy that fancy bait.
Triss-chan: I am not cheap!
Triss-chan: Oh?
Triss-chan: Just thrifty.
Triss-chan: Ha ha.
Triss-chan: xp
Triss-chan: I never can figure it out... does that mean sticking out tongue or death?
Triss-chan: Both! Sticking out my tongue for me and death for you!
Triss-chan: Oh, aren't we /clever/.
Triss-chan: Um, yes. We are.
Triss-chan: Shut up!
Triss-chan: Great comeback.
Triss-chan: Well... well... ummmmm...
Triss-chan: Aha! I win!
Triss-chan: No you don't.
Triss-chan: Yes, I do.
Triss-chan: No, you don't.
Triss-chan: And whyever not?
Triss-chan: Because, I have to vote that you're the winner. And I don't. So you're not.
Triss-chan: Who came up with THAT stupid rule?
Triss-chan: Me.
Triss-chan: Why I oughta...
Triss-chan: But since when do you do what you ought to?
Triss-chan: So funny I forgot to laugh.
Triss-chan: Wouldn't be the first time you forgot something important.
Triss-chan: Shut UP!!!
Triss-chan: You know what stinks?
Triss-chan: That's another rhetorical question, right?
Triss-chan: What do you think?
Triss-chan: Shut up shut up shut up!!!
Triss-chan: Anyway, you know what stinks?
Triss-chan: What?
Triss-chan: Because of our cheap bait, the fish bucket says F in the background in bright pink-red.
Triss-chan: I know! It's like some higher power is grading our fishing skills!
Triss-chan: And we just failed the fishing final.
Triss-chan: Totally!
Triss-chan: Eh, such is life.
Triss-chan: Yeah. Because you're stupid.
Triss-chan: You're only saying that because you are actually stupid.
Triss-chan: But not as stupid as you.
Triss-chan: You're only saying that because you are actually stupid.
Triss-chan: You just said that!
Triss-chan: You're only saying that because you are actually stupid.
Triss-chan: Stop that!
Triss-chan: No!
Triss-chan: Ha ha! I made you say something else!
Triss-chan: You're only saying that because you are actually stupid.
Triss-chan: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!