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I've been having some weird Pokemon thoughts since Luke lost his balls, (see previous chapter). I might add some later, but these are pretty weird. Enjoy!

How do Pokemon multiply?
Is there Pokesex?
Are there Pokecondomds?
Do they just randomly beam sperm into other Pokemon, just to freak’em out?
What if you mix a Blastiose, and a Charizard?
Do you get a chard pile of ash?
Or a new super Pokemon?
Why is it when Pokemon talk, they only say their names, for example Blastiose, all he says is BLASTIOSE!
How can you tell what he’s saying?
How come, after like 3 years of the regular 150 Pokemon, 200 new ones come out?
How does that happen?
Do they pop from the ground over-night?
Pikachu evolves into Riachu. Then 5 years later, whateverchu, evolves into Pikachu!
What is wrong with these Pokemon?
What is the Pokemon waged war against the humans?
We’d be screwed!
How do Pokemon get rid of wastes, in the middle of a battle, “PIKACHU USE THUNDERBOLT!!!!!”, Pikachu holds up his hand going “Pik-Pika” gets a stressed expression, Poot! And he sighs “Chu…”
Where does their milk, hot dogs, steak, and other meat and egg products come from?
They don’t have any regular animals on the show!
Wait, I don’t even wanna know…


GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS JAPAN!!!