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Dear 8th Graders who are just graduating middle school:
Congrats! Now you're the lowest of the low: the freshman.
Since us upperclassmen are so up our asses, and we want to genuinely help you, here are just a few helpful words of advice:
o1. When you come into high school in the fall, please dont try to act cool because what's cool to you usually isn't cool with the upper classmen. Stick to your middle school friends unless you know upper classmen that will get you in with other upper classmen so you don't get killed.
o2. Please DO NOT stand in the middle of the halls & talk to your friends because the Seniors and Juniors can and most likely will push you out of the way. Oh, and call you a "stupid freshman" - you will get hurt.
o3. Try to find your locker the first week of school so you dont have to carry your entire locker in your really cool backpacks.
o4. Sit where you are meant to sit. Stay with the freshmen. Don't come near the Senior Stage, the Junior Tables, or the Sophomore Stairs and benches. You sit on the fricken FLOOR. Unless you're friends with an upper classman, and they let you have lunch with them. Then, by all means, go ahead.
o5. Homecoming is a time for the returning classes to reunite with their friends and have a good time. It's not for the freshman girls to show off 3/4 of their body and think they look good. In the end, you're just looking like a bunch of sluts and are saying you're willing to subject yourself to being ridiculed for the rest of your freshman year. =]
o6. It's NOT COOL to be loud and think you're cool/cute/hot/whatever and all that. More than likely, the bitches from '07, '08, and '09 will regulate and put your freshman butt back into place.
o7. Don't try talking back OR about the juniors and seniors. They are not afraid to bust your sorry asses.
o8. Don't come there screaming that '10 stuff, '07 WILL shut you down, '08 WILL beat the crap out of you, and '09 WILL b***h slap the hell out of you.
o9. And dont try to get with a boy who's older than you, chances are that they have a girlfriend who will hurt you. Either that or the upperclassmen girls will make your life a living hell. You can't win, stupid freshmen.
Sincerely,
~SENIORS 07~
*JUNIORS 08*
[Sophomores 09]
P.S. You have been warned.
x3 I gots ideas surrounding these rules.
Congrats! Now you're the lowest of the low: the freshman.
Since us upperclassmen are so up our asses, and we want to genuinely help you, here are just a few helpful words of advice:
o1. When you come into high school in the fall, please dont try to act cool because what's cool to you usually isn't cool with the upper classmen. Stick to your middle school friends unless you know upper classmen that will get you in with other upper classmen so you don't get killed.
o2. Please DO NOT stand in the middle of the halls & talk to your friends because the Seniors and Juniors can and most likely will push you out of the way. Oh, and call you a "stupid freshman" - you will get hurt.
o3. Try to find your locker the first week of school so you dont have to carry your entire locker in your really cool backpacks.
o4. Sit where you are meant to sit. Stay with the freshmen. Don't come near the Senior Stage, the Junior Tables, or the Sophomore Stairs and benches. You sit on the fricken FLOOR. Unless you're friends with an upper classman, and they let you have lunch with them. Then, by all means, go ahead.
o5. Homecoming is a time for the returning classes to reunite with their friends and have a good time. It's not for the freshman girls to show off 3/4 of their body and think they look good. In the end, you're just looking like a bunch of sluts and are saying you're willing to subject yourself to being ridiculed for the rest of your freshman year. =]
o6. It's NOT COOL to be loud and think you're cool/cute/hot/whatever and all that. More than likely, the bitches from '07, '08, and '09 will regulate and put your freshman butt back into place.
o7. Don't try talking back OR about the juniors and seniors. They are not afraid to bust your sorry asses.
o8. Don't come there screaming that '10 stuff, '07 WILL shut you down, '08 WILL beat the crap out of you, and '09 WILL b***h slap the hell out of you.
o9. And dont try to get with a boy who's older than you, chances are that they have a girlfriend who will hurt you. Either that or the upperclassmen girls will make your life a living hell. You can't win, stupid freshmen.
Sincerely,
~SENIORS 07~
*JUNIORS 08*
[Sophomores 09]
P.S. You have been warned.
x3 I gots ideas surrounding these rules.
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Thank you for that advice.
xD