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...I really hate remixes. I mean why must some idiot take a perfectly good song and turn it all techno-dance-pop-ish?

Since I have a slight case of insomnia I often turn on the radio during the middle of the night hoping that I would eventually fall asleep out of boredom or something. Ok, so it's not the best plan possible but it actually works.

It is so unbelievably annoying for me to hear the (tacky) techno re-re-re-re-re-repeats. It makes it sound like the singers have a total stuttering problem or something. confused It doesn't really sound good... at all.

Neither is that fake eeeeechooooo echooooo echoooo echoooo thing. (In fact, that sounded a lot like sneezing instead of echoing). It's kinda creepy and not in the good way.

*sigh* I wish that there's a *sigh* smiley but alas there is only this- emo

~~~This Line Break Thingy Does Not Exist-Look Away~~~

So anyway, I also heard Justin Timberlake's new single last night. (Well, I heard it before but I didn't know he was the one who sang it).

(starts ranting) WTF! I can't believe Camron Diaz is dating that dolt. He sounds so much like a girl. In fact, I thought a girl was the singer not him.... or did he like go all Wacko Jacko on his vocal cords? confused

And the bondage part? "I'm your slaaaave. I'll let you whip me if I misbehaaaaave." Somebody has been stealing lyrics from Britney stare . The whole 'ME ISH SLAVE, MASTUH!' was never really good for the pop scene anyway. I keep imagining people having giggly sex while using pink, BeDazzler'd, fluffy, kitten bondage toys. It's highly disturbing (Especially with him singing it.... how the hell did he become a sex icon anyway? The guy sounds like a total wimp.). Once again, wee little JT sounds like a girl.

Also, having some big macho sounding guy singing in the background isn't helping the girly thing. Ugh, now I keep imagining pink, BeDazzler'd, fluffy kitten bondage toys used by a guy in a cocktail dress complete with unshaven legs... and back hair. Eww.... talk2hand

Um... yeah, I think I may need to buy some bleach for my brains now. *shudders from total 'EW'ness*