Pandorange
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 @ 12:05am
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Kimiko's (~x~ Kairi ~x~) crazy adventures! =D
Xemnas: Darkness is the ULTIMATE power! For I am... Sailor MOON!!!
Axel: *animefall* You're Sailor Xemnas! Didn't you hear the theme song?! And you use the power of light! And my name is Sailor Mars! Fear my mad fire skills... and me chasing after you in my hot high heels!
Marluxia: *sings* I feel so pretty... Oh so pretty... I feel pretty and witty and GAY!!! ^^ Oh hi there! I am the oh-so-pretty Sailor V!!! *takes off eye mask* And now I'm Sailor Venus!!!! *puts on eye mask* And now I'm Sailor V again! *takes it off* And now I'm Sailor Venus!!!! ^^
Demyx: I am Sailor Mercury... and I'm SMART!!! See! Look! *gets out chalk, writes on chalkboard* 2 + 2 = 4!!!! YEAH! I'm SO gonna ace that geography test on Friday!
Xemnas: But it's SUMMER! There IS no school... because DARKNESS CONQURES ALL!!!
Axel: What does THAT have to do with anything?
Xemnas: Nothing really. I just like screaming that... for I am... SAILOR MOON!!!
Lexaeus: *sigh* I'm Sailor Jupiter... only because they forced me do be her...
Axel: But you WANTED to do that because she's the strongest one out of us all... *mutters* and because you're the only one who knows how to cook good... I mean, it was YOUR idea to do this...
Lexaeus: ... That may be true... BUT STILL!!!
Vexen: Don't forget me! I'm Sailor Neptune! And.... OMG!!! IS THAT A ZIT?!?! *looks at mirror with wide eyes*
Zexieon: I'm Sailor Uranus... *sigh*
Axel: *giggle* You're Sailor WHO?!
Zexion: URANUS!!! *mimics Axel* Got it memorized?!
Axel: *bursts out in laughter* You said "YOUR a**s!!"
Saix: I have the ultimate power! The power to CONTROL TIME!!! For I am SAILOR PLUTO!!!
Pluto: *barks*
Saix: *glares* Stupid mutt... I command thee to turn into a puppy!!!
Pluto: *turns into a cute puppy*
Everyone: Aww..... ^____^
Luxord: And I'm the last one that they found. Sailor Saturn.... I think... Yeah! See? I got the bling-blings! *holds out hands with tons of rings on them*
Larxene: I am darkness... I am the night... I... AM... TUXEDO MASK!!!
Xemnas: Oh Tuxedo Mask!!! <3 <3 <3 .... I HATE YOU!!!! *growls* I wanted to be Darkness... *grumbles*
Roxas: How come I have to be Mini-Moon?
Lexaeus: Because you're the shortest and the youngest Organization member here.
Xigbar: Okay you guys! I'm here! I AM... SAILOR EARTH!!!
Everyone: .....
Zexion: Doesn't she ever watch that Sailor Moon anime? There IS no Sailor Earth. So YOU can't play with us!
Roxas: I'd rather be Sailor Earth than Mini-Moon...
Axel: Mini-Moon! *points and laughs at Roxas*
Xigbar: Can I at least shoot stuff?
Zexion: NO! YOU CAN'T PLAY! So... go play Yu-Gi-Oh or something.
Xemnas: DARKESS WILL CONQURE ALL!!! For I am....
Everyone: WE KNOW ALL READY!!!
Voice: Did someone say... DARKNESS?!?!
Xemnas: And what are you three supposed to be?
Sora: BLOSSOM!!!
Donald: Bubbles...
Goofy: Buttercup!
Three: We are... the Powerpuff Girls!!!
Donald: And we defeat anything in darkness!
~x~ Kairi ~x~: Look over there! Is that a new breed of Pokemon?!
- Music -
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
~x~ Kairi ~x~: *hits record player with baseball bat* Man that was annoying... Anyway, I've never seen these three pokemon before! *points at Sora, Donald, and Goofy* They must be some kind of rare pieces... with their huge heads, enormous eyes, and tiny bodies!!! *gets out computer pokedex thing* What are these pokemon, oh-great-and-mighty DiZ?
DiZ: Information not available...
~x~ Kairi ~x~: PIECE OF JUNK!!! *throws DiZ*
Roxas: And WHO are you anyway?!
~x~ Kairi ~x~: I'm Ash Ketchup from Twilight Town!
Hayner: It's Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town...
~x~ Kairi ~x~: Oh... right. I'm Ash Catch 'em from Paddle Town!
Hayner: *sighs* Close enough... and I'm MISTY! *wink, wink, thumbs up*
Olette: And I'm Brock... olli! The Rockman! *sees Sailor Scouts* Oooh... pretty guys - I mean girls! *___* *thinks* I'm in my happy place ^^ *goes to Lexaeus* Y'know... I can cook...
Lexaeus: Are you CHALLANGING me?! FINE! I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLANGE! *grabs Olette and prepares for a huge cook-off*
Pence: Pika pika pikachu! ^^
Goofy: *to Sora* Do you have any idea what THAT guy was saying?
Sora: Beats me. It took me forever to understand what Bubbles was saying...
Donald: *talking gibberish*
Goofy: 0.0 OH NO! WHERE ARE THE SUBTITLES?!?!
Donald: I said you're both idiots...
Goofy: YAY! SUBTITLES!!!
Riku: ASH I LOVE YOU!!! *hugs ~x~ Kairi ~x~*
Sora and Roxas: *gloom, twitches, anime veins*
Roxas: Somehow... I'm starting to dislike that person with a great and passionate burning intensity...
Sora: Me too...
~x~ Kairi ~x~: M-May?! What are YOU doing here? You're not supposed to be in my show until the 4th season!!! ... or is it the 6th season... I forgot....
Hayner: HANDS OFF! ASH IS MINE!!! *grabs ~x~ Kairi ~x~ away from Riku*
Sora and Roxas: *anime veins popping, thinks* RIVALS!!!! They're all RIVALS!!!
*all hears heavy breathing, Kairi comes out as Darth Vader*
Kairi: Namine... I am your father...
Namine: NNNOOO!!!! Besides... I'm Luke....
Kairi: Oh right... Uh... anyway... COME WITH ME to the darkness.... for we have cookies... that are freshly baked...
Xemnas: DARKNESS!!!! ^^
Namine: NO! I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU! I have to take care of the Princess!
Xaldin: M-Me?! *hysteric giggles*
Namine: *sweatdrops* Or... maybe not...
Xemnas: If he's not going, TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!! For I AM...
Lexaeus and Olette: COOKING IS DONE!!! Time to eat!
*Everyone rushes and ignores Xemnas*
Demyx: Hey... I wonder where Sailor Venus went off to...
- Meanwhile -
Marluxia: AND NOW I'M SAILOR V!!!! *takes off eye mask* And now I'm Sailor Venus! *puts on eye mask* And now I'm Sailor V... again!!! *puts on eye mask* AND NOW I'M SAILOR VENUS!!! Whoot!!!
Characters:
~x~ Kairi ~x~= Ash from Pokemon
Sora= Blossom
Donald= Bubbles
Goofy= Buttercup
Roxas=Sialor Chibi moon! whee heart
Marluxia:Sailor Venus
Axel: Sailor Mars
and bla blah blah!! i am TOO lazy to type all the charaters!! XD  
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