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Here's season one of Idiot Box the series! Hooray! its just an episode list right now . . . stay tuned on youtube.com to watch the episodes!

Idiot Box- the Series!

Characters-
Zach
I’m Zach, I’m awesome, and I usually do most of the work for these types of things . . . yeah . . .
Justin
Justin is the guinea pig, the scapegoat, the guy we always make fun of- you name it! But for some reason he still hangs out with us . . .
George
Violently impulsive yet calm and reserved . . . plus he has really spiky hair!

Episodes-
1. Television
2. Why Justin is a Girl
3. Let’s make a Band!
4. George lost his Pants!
5. Ninja Knockout
6. Steps to be a proper Nerd
7. MGS Fun
8. Personality Tests
9. What would Zach do for a Dollar?
10. Girls . . . . real girls


Episode 1- Television
We introduce the crew of the Idiot Box productions you know and love! Or maybe you just know . . . In this first episode, we explore the fun of television! With shows like- General Hospital, Fear Factor, the Office, Powerpuff Girls, Millionaire, and all that good stuff. Plus- you get to make some new friends . . . . kind of . . .

Episode 2- Why Justin is a Girl
Yeah . . . just the title of this episode is kind of scary . . . I mean really scary . . . Anyway, Me and George are gonna prove that Justin has such a low level of masculinity that he just has to be a girl! An ugly girl with a crush on Tom Cruise, and a strange fascination in the occupation of being a midget Nazi hooker, but a girl nonetheless . . .

Episode 3- Let’s make a Band!
So . . . me and the gang decide to make a rock band in our garage . . . wait did I just refer to Justin and George as the gang? Anyway, it doesn’t do to well, I can sing okay, but George just wants to throw his drumsticks at us, and Justin assumes he can play a real guitar because he’s good at Guitar Hero . . . this should be good!

Episode 4- George Lost his Pants!
For some mysterious reason, George’s pants, like all of them: from the laundry, to his drawers, to the reserve ones he keeps in his wallet; all went missing! The hunt is on with tons of suspects and plenty of suspense . . . I wonder how George is gonna last an entire episode without pants . . .

Episode 5- Ninja Knockout
While trying to attempt a stunt we saw on ‘Jackass,’ I get klunked on the head with a very heavy object. The knock seems to scramble my brains, and give me the impression that I’m a super ninja! And I can’t even flip! Anyway, this episode is all about trying to find a cure, and tolerate the most annoying ninja EVER!!!

Episode 6- Steps to be a proper Nerd
I’m tired of seeing the poser nerds all over the town; it’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever seen! Anyway, we decide to create a seminar to help the average cool person be the best Nerd they can be! We are so giving.


Episode 7- MGS Fun
For some reason, this episode is about Metal Gear Solid. Not quite sure why, or why Justin thinks he gets to be Solid Snake because he was matched by a personality quiz he found on the internet.

Episode 8- Personality Tests
After the adventures of the previous episode, we all decide to take personality tests on the internet. It really doesn’t go well . . . the things we do for attention . . .

Episode 9- What would Zach do for a Dollar?
Lot’s of things . . . Lot’s of things

Episode 10- Girls . . . real Girls
Zach: Okay, we need something really good, something
With girls, like hot girls
George: hmmm . . .
Justin: *hugs poster of Tom Cruise*
Zach: I got it! A bikini and pudding fight!
George: That’s great and all, but we don’t know real girls.

So, as a season finale, we need to find real girls . . . and talk to them . . . for real . . . and if we’re lucky do the whole bikini thing- but we ain’t pushing!


Oh, I'm Zach . . . continue to call me Arc though.