0 BTW I REPLASE ALL PERIODS WITH QWESTION MARKS BECUZ I LYKE QWESTRION MARKS LOL?
ONSE UPON A TIEM DOWN THE ROAD THER WUZ A RATHUR LARJ HUNEYPOT? HIZ NAYM WUZ DANIEL FRANKLIN & HE LIVT IN A SHAK OF AMAYZING CULERS? UPAWN THE ARIVUL OV THE 9:47 TRAYNE DANIEL FRANKLIN DIVEBOMBD IN2 A MELUN STAND? SEVUN PPL WER INJURD? WERD SPRED OV DANIEL FRANKLIN TO ALL TEH PRETTY PINK DRAYGUNZ WHOM TEHN EREKTID A STACHU IN DANIEL FRANKLIN'S ONER? IT WUZ PRETTY KEWEL?
ABOWT 5 YEARZ L8R A FAT GUY FEL THREW A RUUF & PEECE SPRED THREWOUT THE L&? WEN A DISHWASHUR WITH AN ATITOOD TRYS 2 PUSH HIZ W8 ALL UP IN HEER U JUS ATATCH A PONY 2 HIM WITH A WEEK ADEESIVE? CHARLES MURPHY SOON HERD ABOWT TEH STACHU OF DANIEL FRANKLIN & ALL TEH PRETTY PINK DRAYGUNZ? HE IMEDIATLEE SET OWT AWN A QWEST 2 SLAY @LL TEH PRETTY PINK DRAYGUNZ & STEEL THE STACHU OF DANIEL FRANKLIN 4OR HIMSELF? KNOWBUDY CULD XPLAYNE CHARLES MURPHY'S WAYWARD BEEHAVEOR BUT IT MITE HAV HAD SUMTHIN 2 DEW WITH TEH WEJ OV CHEES STIKIN OWT OV HIZ 4HED?
NEWAIZ CHARLES MURPHY SETS OWT 2 SLAY PRETTY PINK DRAYGUNZ & STEEL HUNYPOT STACHUS WEN A WALE ALMOAST SEDUSD HIM? CHARLES MURPHY WUZ ALL 'NO WHEY talk2hand '? TEH WALE FLED IN TEERZ & MAYDE CHARLES MURPHY FELL BAD BUT NOT 4OR VERY LONG? AFTUR 6 DASZ & 2 YEERS OV SWIMING TEH OHSHIN CHARLES MURPHY FINDS AN EYELEND? TERNS OWT IT WUZ JUST AN EYELEND WIF KNOW PRETTY PINK DRAYGUNZ? THE PRETTY PINK DRAYGUNZ AKCHUALY LIV IN A REMOTE BAKYARD IN MECKSIKO & CHARLES MURPHY WUZ ALL 'WTFXLOL'? CHARLES MURPHY SWIMS ON2 TEH EYELEND & BEGINZ 2 BILD A HOTAER BULOON WITH STIX & LEAFS & SALIVAH? 4 DAYZ L8R HE FINISHT TEH HOTAER BULOON & FLEW 2 MECKSIKO 2 FIND TEH PRETTY PINK DRAYGUNZ & THIER DANIEL FRANKLIN STACHU?
TEH TRIP 2 MECKSIKO IN THE HOTAER BULOON ONLI TUUK 2 MINUTZ WICH MAYDE CHARLES MURPHY CONFIDENT TAHT HE WULD HAV TEH DANIEL FRANKLIN STACHU ALL 2 HIMSLEF? WILE PASSING OVUR A HOWSE A BEUTIFUL SITE MET CHARLES MURPHY'S AYEZ? SITING IN TEH BAKYARD WUZ A HUNYPOT STACHU? CHARLES MURPHY SKWEELD WITH JOI & EXPLODID TEH HOTAER BULOON? HE FELL IN2 TEH BAKYEARD & L&DID DIRECKTLY IN FRUNT OV TEH HUNYPOT STACHU? ETCHT IN2 TEH FRUNT OV IT WUZ TEH WERDS 'CORN COB MCGEE'? CHARLES MURPHY SANK IN MIZERY? 'YYYYYYYYYYYYY?!@' HE SKREEMD & TEH PRETTY PINK DRAYGUNZ SHOT HIM IN THE BAK OV HIS HED? THEN THE PRETTY PINK DRAYGUNZ BROAK TEH CORN COB MCGEE HUNYPOT STACHU 2 REVEEL A LARJR HUNYPOT STACHU? IT WUZ TEH DANIEL FRANKLIN HUNYPOT STACHU & IT GLISEND IN T3H GLOW OV TEH PRETTY PINK DRAYGUNZ & CHARLES MURPHY'S CORPS? BUT SEKRETLY TEH DANIEL FRANKLIN HUNYPOT STACHU HAD A MIND OV ITS OWN 4OR EVRY DAY @ 9:47 TEH DANIEL FRANKLIN STACHU CULD B SEEN BYING CHEEP PORNO 4RUM PRETTY LITUL GURLZ? HE WUZ A MONSTUR & L8R DROWND? THEN SUMTING ALONG TEH LYNES OV THIZ HAPEND:
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KITTY KITTY TEH DUK MAYDE AN APEERANS AWN A POPULER TALKSHOW & DIDENT WHER A DIPER? KAOS INSUED? WUT MAYDE KITTY KITTY DEW SUCH A THANG WUZ A MISTERY BUT IN 3 DAYZ TIME SHE WUZ GOING 2 THE SLAUTER HOWSE IN WISCONSIN? SHE DIDENT NO THIS BUT 4OR SUM RESUN SHE WENT 2 THE CANARY EYELENDS? IT WUZ A JOIUS OKASHUN 4OR ALL OR WUZ IT?
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Almost cried at the end.