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Idoits guide to making a pj sandwich



okay first before we begin we need to get supplies needed.

get:

2 butter knifes
peanut butter
strawberry jelly

okay do we have those things?
um... thats a butcher knife
oh and get some bread i perfer white but any kind will do.
now get two pieces of bread out.
put them on the counter.
grab the knife.
stressed Did I NOT TELL YOU TO GET A BUTTER KNIFE?
thats a BUTCHER KNIFE!
yes thats a butter knife. mad
now open the jar of peanut butter.
twist it.
other way.
thats it.
now now put the knife in the jar of peanut butter.
scoop some out.spread it evenly on the bread.
not to hard, you'll break the bread.
good.
put that knife in the sink and get one exatly like that one.
close the jar of peanut butter.
okay.
open the jar of jelly.
put that knife in it.
spread that around on the other piece of bread.
put the pieces together.
great now put the knife in the sink.
And dig IN!
no no not with you spoon.
no you dont dig it oh whatever.
rolleyes