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The other day, as I was on my daily 100 mile bike ride up a moutain, followed by a base jump to the bottom, I noticed that there were llamas in the skies. As I pondered this, I found that llamas in the skies sounds remarkably like llamas in DISGUISE. Which of course means that there is a large fleet of ninja llamas on an airplane shaped like a cloud. Clouds are fluffy. So are sheep. Sheep are llama wannabees. Wannabees sound like wee bees. Wee bees don't taste very good. Neither does recycled toilet paper. Toilet paper is the item found in the largest quantities at landfills. Hobos live in landfills. Hobos are like hippies. Hippies have the best candy. Candy is sweet like a lemon. Lemons are yellow. So is snow. Snow is cold. So is december. December has 31 days. So, now I know a fleet of llama ninjas will decend from the heavens riding sheap eating hamburgers while getting into a knife fight with hobos while hippies are trying to break it up, hurling down yellow snowballs wrapped in toilet paper and squirting lemon juice at random people in landfills in exactly 31 days. Its just logic. And thats why I stopped riding my bike. Yeah.

Posted by: WALLOFTEXT Sun Sep 17, 2006 @ 12:20am

WE ALL KNW THAT LUV=GOLD.
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WALLOFTEXT
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Commented on: Sun Sep 17, 2006 @ 01:36am


	Its true....

Commented on: Mon Sep 18, 2006 @ 04:12pm


	wow... thats amazing.

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Commented on: Tue Sep 19, 2006 @ 05:47pm


	I think your lying.

Commented on: Tue Sep 19, 2006 @ 05:48pm


	facinating, Ninja Llama's In space.

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Commented on: Thu Sep 21, 2006 @ 07:06pm


	You're quite an odd child. whee

Commented on: Sat Sep 23, 2006 @ 02:07pm


	awww

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Commented on: Sun Sep 24, 2006 @ 05:33am


	haha thats logic at its best

Commented on: Mon Sep 25, 2006 @ 04:08am


	i love this...it is my favorite story of ALL time...YAY...!! congrats on your awesome story making skills...YAY!!

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Commented on: Tue Sep 26, 2006 @ 02:08am


	Lol! That's funny! blaugh Keeps on changing lol from one thing to another....lol

Commented on: Thu Sep 28, 2006 @ 05:09pm


	Why don't people see that this makes perfect sense? It does. Your train of thought is just like mine. We're some off the smartest peoples out there. Yay you!!!! heart heart heart

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Commented on: Fri Sep 29, 2006 @ 04:42pm


	Big bro thats funny blaugh

Commented on: Wed Oct 04, 2006 @ 12:05am


	omg it souds ike it tok you a while too think of that lol

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Commented on: Sat Oct 14, 2006 @ 01:26am


	Ralox...when ever i read this...it makes me laugh...i love it sooooooo much...!!

Commented on: Sun Nov 12, 2006 @ 10:07pm


	i came to this conclusion as well, and i have made preperations. my calculations led me to the conclusion that the best defense would be to construct a bunker made of cotton candy. So I did so. Unfortunatly, I ate it....

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