Fun With Magic: The Gathering Part Eight: Ohran Viper (Standard Legal) Two words: Amazing Card. Well, you should know that unless you qualify for one of these conditions: 1: Your head has been stuck up your a** for the past 3 months. 2: You don't know how to play Magic. If thats the case, then why are you reading my journal? 3: You can come up with a valid argument that Ohran Viper is a piece of s**t. Which probably means you worship Black Lotus. Oh, and on that note, there are those who think your precious Lotus sucks balls. And then Wizards makes it even shittier by giving it some retarded a** thing like suspend. That is screaming Squelch. For those of you who have had their head stuck up their a**, here is the Condom of Pain*:
*Bill Brasky wears a live rattlesnake as a condom. Yes, this deck will have Jitte. But I am also using a card that hasn't seen too much love lately. And it combos quite well with the Condom of Pain. Oh God:
THE HAMMER. Hammer wielding snakes are total badasses. Depending on how your opponent blocks, Viper can kill a creature and get you a card. Deck: Viper Custom: Land: 18 Snow-covered Forest 4 Scrying Sheets Creature: 4 Ohran Viper 3 Llanowar Elves 3 Sakura Tribe Elder 3 Sakura Tribe Scout Instant: 3 Naturalize Equipment: 4 Loxodon Warhammer 4 Umezawa's Jitte 4 Vulshok Morningstar 4 Manriki-Gusari 4 General's Kabuto 2 Kusari Gama Playing the Deck: Turn One: Forest, Elves/Scout Turn Two: Viper Afterwards: Use equipment on Viper and whoop some a**. It's that simple.
Emperor Helltroll · Thu Sep 21, 2006 @ 03:35am · 0 Comments |