Directions: Go over the river and through the woods. You will see a sign pointing to the left, in it is written Becca's Happy Place: Left. Take a right. Then travel through scorching heat, blistering cold, over high mountains, through rugged turrain, until you come to a big black door. Open the door, and you have reached Becca's Happy Place!
WARNING!
Becca's Happy Place is infested with Killer Bees, Rabid Bunnies, and Killer Bee/Rabid Bunny/Human Eating Giants.
Do not enter unless you have brought the following: A BIG can of Killer Bee Gone, Rabid Bunny Repelent, a bag of wolf urine,pizza (extra cheese) and Mountain Dew.
What each of the items listed above are used for-
BIG can of Killer Bee Gone: Obviously for the Killer Bees.
Rabid Bunny Repelent: For the Rabid Bunnies.
Wolf urine: To ward off Killer Bee/Rabid Bunny/Human Eating Giants.
Pizza (extra cheese) and Mountain Dew: Dammit, I'm hungry! The only food in Becca's Happy Place are potapples, and after awhile they start to taste like hell. whee (In case you're wondering, potapples are hybrid fruits, a cross between potatoes and apples. ... Yes, I'm VERY aware that potatoes are vegetables, thank you very much.)
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Yeah, I've been to Becca's Happy Place a few times. First the Killer Bees stung me to death. When I came back I sprayed them with the Killer bee Gone, which didn't work very well at all, but it attracted the Rabid Bunnies, which killed the Killer Bees. Then I found out they were rabid, but they were nice. Except for the one that peed on my hand. whee So I bought some Rabid Bunny Repelent, which the Killer Bee/Rabid Bunny/Human Eating Giant smelled, and came and ate the bunnies. Then a wolf came by and peed on some trees and the giant left. Somehow the wolf urine attracted a pizza delivery guy who brought me Pizza (extra cheese) and a Mountain Dew. Then I made out with the Pizza Delivery Guy.
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