AGENT R.A.N.T. of the G.I.B. is reporting for duty!!
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I have landed in the fields of Gaia and I have found the Gaians In Black Government Agency. I have joined thier headquarters and am now waiting for clearance check and I.D. badge.
The first two thirds of Neptune is composed of a mixture of molten rock, water, liquid ammonia and methane. The outer third is a mixture of heated gases comprised of hydrogen, helium, water and methane. Methane gives Neptune its blue cloud color.
It is Saturday the 21st of October.
I have visited the towns of Gaia and have collected trash, insects and flowers to study and bring back to Neptune. I am very surprised that Gaians have polluted thier planet.
I fear that this might turn into another Earth. Earth is so polluted that the fish there have become infected with high levels of mercury and are virtually enedible. YUCK.
Also, the skies and the oxygen that the humans breathe are infected with methane that if they came to this planet, they would have problems breathing the fresh and clean air.
I have spoken with many Gaians and have found that while most are friendly and educated, "nOObs" are mean and un-educated. They speak a language called "chatspeak" that annoys and angers alot of the Gaians and are un-tolerated by most.
I am also learning about Mr. Ron Bruise, who has admited that he is from Earth, which is a planet located in my home galaxy. He seems to be over-caffinated, very obnoxious and very "friendly".
The invading race seem to enjoy milk and tacos. They call the milk "The White Elixer" and they refuse to believe that the beef and steak tacos are made of the "bovine". Do they have some cow fetish?
More to come later, I'm sure.
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