Dont steal, the government hates competition!
Yes.. It was me who let the dogs out!
Don't drink and drive, you might spill the beer in your car!
You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
I'm knot dum!
My door is always open so feel free to leave
I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! biggrin
I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others
You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
I thought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
I'm tealling you ociffer, Imm n0t drunnk!
Dain Bramaged.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I love cats...they taste just like chicken Really:
An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
Cute But Psycho...
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!
Life is hilariously cruel biggrin
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you
Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed.
You remind me of an ocean . . . you make me sick!!
It's hard to get the picture when you have such a small screen.
Your so dumb you stole free samples.
Love sucks. . . true love swallows.
I don't suffer from laziness! I enjoy every minute of it!
All the useful things in life, I've learned from banned books.
Don't feel bad. . . alot of people have no talent!
I'm shitting you because you're my favorite lil s**t.
I'm multi-talented. I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
You're not as dumb as you look. Nobody could be!!!!
I'm hot, you're not, things just aren't fair.
Cute and evil. . . things even out.
If I was a horse, would you ride me?
Arr! Forget the gold! Go for the booty, maties!
My Reality check bounced. . .
If Barbie is soo popular...how come you have to buy her friends?
I'm Blonde...what's your excuse?
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
You were so cute when you were a baby...What happened?
My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
I'm calling the police!... Right after I flush some tings.
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance
 heavymetalsk8er · Sun Nov 19, 2006 @ 07:17pm · 0 Comments |
