things a real warrior should have:
An awesome outfit: check
Gravity defying hair: check
strength and agility: check
an oversized weapon: not check
smartness: check
fans: ummm.....
knowledge about the world: check
a playstation 2: check
a pair of pants that make alotta noise: check
stealthyness: ninja
sunglasses: check
Now here comes the important things......
a bunch of funky juju potions to heal you in battle: none
gloves that protect your hands when you punch walls: check
people who'll back you up in a fight: check
a PSP for long, boring journies: check
a backpack that doesn't have holes: nope
an outfit that covers most of you so people won't think you just got beat up when you just did: check
a signature move: check
a smokebomb: don't have one
an excuse you can tell people so you don't have to fight big scary monsters: check
apple juice: huh?
something you can throw at people in case you main weapon breaks: check
these are some very important things you will need if you ever want to be a warrior/ninja.
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