Ok if you don't send any spam at all, please delete this now. I can wait untill you do.... Did you all do it? ok wait theres a few straglers.... ok are they gone? just one more? Ok I can wai- oh they're gone? ok good.
No then for all those peole who forward things to their friends....
Stop doing that! I am tired of opening my mailbox and finding 30 messages that all have "re:" in them! I will only say this once and one time only If the message contains:
-Something saying If i don't send this to somany people, I'm a bad person... (because will be a bad person if I get them)
-Somthing saying if I don't send this to 10 people, a ghost of some dead chick will kill me in my sleep... (We're all going to die anyway, so I might as well die sooner)
-Somthing talking about how this chick or guy killed themselves ater being raped... (personaly I don't care what your brother or sisiter did!)
-Some kind of petition... (there's a spot on the site for that!)
-anything asking me to buy from your store... (thats the same as tieing them up and forcing them to eat nasty food)
-Anything that invols asking for gold:
No then for all those peole who forward things to their friends....
Stop doing that! I am tired of opening my mailbox and finding 30 messages that all have "re:" in them! I will only say this once and one time only If the message contains:
-Something saying If i don't send this to somany people, I'm a bad person... (because will be a bad person if I get them)
-Somthing saying if I don't send this to 10 people, a ghost of some dead chick will kill me in my sleep... (We're all going to die anyway, so I might as well die sooner)
-Somthing talking about how this chick or guy killed themselves ater being raped... (personaly I don't care what your brother or sisiter did!)
-Some kind of petition... (there's a spot on the site for that!)
-anything asking me to buy from your store... (thats the same as tieing them up and forcing them to eat nasty food)
-Anything that invols asking for gold:
desperate, lazy slob
Hey guys! i am questing for Mini angel wings and I want you to send 10K each so I can get it
....(with riends like that, who needs the fun of questing?)
-has anything in it saying "so-and-so-username" is a virus and to warn your friends... (wow a virus that will kill your computer from a viewable page, now where's the flying pigs...)
-Has anything in it saying that I need to pass it on or my account will be banned... (hmm irony in that: send it? banned; don't send it; banned... I'll take my chances with not sending it)
- (here's the big one) saying that you are a mod, saying that the server lost my password or you need to comfirm it... (mods do not need my password, and if the server lost it, how would I be logged in)
So every one this is a final warning! if i recive anything as discribed above: I will report you in a heart beat! Because no one likes this:
And this is the only peice of spam your going to hear from me: "Everytime you send a chain letter, this guy gets way uglier!"
So remember kids, don't send chainletters, or else i will hurt you, very, very , very , very, very , very , very, very , very , very, very , very badly!
Thank you
-has anything in it saying "so-and-so-username" is a virus and to warn your friends... (wow a virus that will kill your computer from a viewable page, now where's the flying pigs...)
-Has anything in it saying that I need to pass it on or my account will be banned... (hmm irony in that: send it? banned; don't send it; banned... I'll take my chances with not sending it)
- (here's the big one) saying that you are a mod, saying that the server lost my password or you need to comfirm it... (mods do not need my password, and if the server lost it, how would I be logged in)
So every one this is a final warning! if i recive anything as discribed above: I will report you in a heart beat! Because no one likes this:
And this is the only peice of spam your going to hear from me: "Everytime you send a chain letter, this guy gets way uglier!"
So remember kids, don't send chainletters, or else i will hurt you, very, very , very , very, very , very , very, very , very , very, very , very badly!
Thank you
