I might be sick and twisted..cause yeah. Sickness runs through me. Dood seriously, everything Ive done latly points to me having a twisted perversion deep down inside. Im enjoying the hell out of Nano-Breaker right now. You play as Jake the cyborg known as the Genocide Hero. He wields the plasma blade which morphs into numerous weapons; sword, whip, lance, boomerang, war hammer, scyth, and ax. You are sent in to destroy the orgamecs on this island. You find out soon that the orgamecs are transformed humans. You pretty much obliterate them with your massive amount of moves. You can tear 'em limb from limb, dice them down the middle, smash them into nothingness, or use your special powers to just blow them to hell. You level up by gaining a certain amount of gallons of blood. It can get extremly gorey very fast. Once you get enough kills, your limiter is removed and you get these plasma wings which make you stronger and can kill with single power attacks. The more brutal your kill, the more blood you recieve, the faster you level up. Beating the game allows you to play as Keith, your rival and stronger cyborg counterpart. He has the ability to remove three limiters, fly, and has a machine gun in his right arm along with the plasma blade. Love it.
Another thing is that I like isnt really all that sick, but its weird. I make my easy mac and like to eat it with the cheese still as powder and all over. I dont blend it in too well cause I like the stronger flavor and kick it gives as big chunks of powdered cheese. Yay for me. I ate some while watching Ghost Stories today.
I found one of the ... um yeah... ist web comics Ive ever seen. Its like crazy stuff and the first thing in it is a naked girl running and screaming then the stuff happens and she dies and my fav. character is introduced. Her name is Pin p***k and here is her bio straight from the site. You be the judge of how.. un-regular this goes. And um, if you dont like rape, brutallity, or just plain out psychoticness, dont read the next paragraph. You know who you are.
Pin p***k - One of Merideth's many slaves, Pin is the only one with a p***s that can split a virgin in two. She's a favorite among the other slaves and is considered an "alpha male" to most (the men fear/hate her). Pin has a very low self esteem and doesn't like her body at all (especially that "special part" wink , contrary to the fact that she has the body of a primed pornstar (both male and female). With the guidance of Merideth and Detir, she now likes herself. Pin is both kind and shy with a quiet angelic voice. She is gentle when she needs to be, but when horny she becomes a savage beast either starved for c**k or pounding others with hers (or both). So far only Kitty can take her manhood hard without a bloody mess. Pin herself is a creature that has no hands or feet. She balances herself on two pin tips, constantly posing to maintain equilibrium (both her and her c**k). Her skin is a pale blue and her hair is stark white. She has beady little eyes covered by her bangs (she's near-blind anyways) and two thin whispy feelers on the sides of her head.
Oh yeah. -_- I got pissed at Nano-Breaker cause the final boss is soooooo annoying. Its like four battles in a row and if you get hit once you suffer like 45% damage to your health. I have to somehow beat the hell out of the super annoying first form without taking any hits from the giant acid spewing tenticles from the ceiling, flying lock-on lighting shooting probes, heat seeking ground lazers, and the giant main body's retard swinging into you, which does the most damage of all. So I gotta like hit it once and run like a little girl while avoiding everything else. Then I gotta kill the thing that drops out after it dies while being attacked by thousands of monsters, then I gotta kill the super powered orgamec commander and his reproducing bullshit. I got pissed and turned it off so now I have to do that annoying puzzle again just to get to him.
EDIT: So now I have a new fav. character for that comic. I even made a quick sketch of him and hope to put it up tommorow. Skewerflash. he's like a soul dealer of sorts. Very quite and kinda slow, ran into a closet twice while trying to get his soul case, but I love 'im. He has a shark fin growing out of his arm and these big thick glasses. I just LOVE his design. I really like the story and characters. One of them being the slave who loves pain and wants her enema to hurt as much as possible. E.K. I think, the little boy, a.k.a.- ButtBoy, who is in charge of the insertion of fluids through the asses of the slaves is pretty cute and like Pin's son. Im not sure on all that yet, still new to it and all. He also comments on how one of the slaves didnt molest him one day. -_-.
Ive fallen in love with the damn comic and artist. Somthing just draws me in about it. I hope to see more of it.
Also through it I have found my way back to Bizzare Uprising which I stopped reading along time ago. Yay, alot to catch up on and go crazy over. These ventures have reminded me of my other loved webcomics like VanVonHunter, P.S.C., and ... OH NOOO!! I HAVE FORGOTEN ITS NAME! I CAN SOO VIVIDLY REMEMBER THIS ONE TO!! I LOVED IT SOOO MUCH!! Um.. um... there was like a bat guy and this demon girl was obsessed over him and i think she was his ex-girlfriend or somthing. Lots of gamer characters and hilarious and intense adventures. I remember them having to fight off the crazy super powered b***h, I think she was somehow connected to the sucubus chick who liked that bat guy. Damnit, I cant friggin remember! It was like the first web comic Ive ever read and enjoyed.
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