at least thats what the band The b*****d Fairies think.
We're all going to hell
"All you mormons who like cussing,
You are going to Hell.
All you preachers who like ********,
You are going to Hell.
Little boy who choked the chicken,
You are going to Hell.
It's the nature of evolution,
the dinosaurs went to Hell.
Hell, Hell, Hell! It's a wonderful place
It's a place of fire and brimstone.
All you christian politicians,
You are going to Hell.
Magic Jesus apparitions,
Send you to Hell
Buddhist monks without God,
You are going to Hell.
Those of you dissecting frogs,
You are going to Hell.
Hell, Hell, Hell! It's a wonderful place
It's a place of fire and brimstone.
All you catholics wearing condoms,
You are going to Hell.
All us fatties eating bon-bons,
We are going to Hell.
Unbaptised babies learn to limbo,
Purgatory's Hell.
And your religion is a gamble,
And you are going to Hell.
Hell, Hell, Hell! It's a wonderful place
It's a place of fire and brimstone.
Check this s**t out it's going to change your life.
There once was a man who
thought that if he ate,
all the pages of the Bible,
he could kill most anything.
In 1913 he died of a stroke when,
he tried to eat the Book of Kings.
Eat the book of Kings.
Eat the book of Kings."
Great band, refered to by bridget.
But anyways, I've managed to make my journal up and running again, revamped with new pics straight from deviantART. Citations are in my journal description.
Today.
Today.
This morning started off with the usual aweful/tasty ringing in my ears that my damn alarm clock produces. gonk
And so my day commences.
I vigorously rode to school ((that is after getting ready, and playing my morning hour of fly for fun.
It was viciously windy as I went out, and it nearly knocked me off my bike. Yes I've started the ritual of riding my bike to and from school, no matter how frivolous it seems, its...dare i say, good for me. scream
I got to school, only to the peachy keen arrival of robot being absolutley nosy, and my friend Ariella being an absolute whiner. yipee. stare
She complained on and on about how she was so sad that Hai, her boyfriend, had promised her he would go to her house last night and how broke her promise and "broke her heart"
suck it up whiner.
rella: I miss Hai so much...he didn't even say goodbye, and now he's in Hawaii for 3 weeks. *sob* woe is me.
ok that last part was fabricated, but that's what she made it seem like.
My mind at that moment: RELLA!!!! ******** YOU! YOU HAVEN'T GONE WEEKS WITHOUT SEEING YOUR BOYFRIEND?!?!? QUIT BEING A FREAKING PITY SPONGE!!! scream scream scream
I have gone weeks w/o seeing bob, and yes it hurt, but you don't see me CRYING over it. AND JUST THINK ABOUT ALL THE SADSACKS WHO HAVE SOLDIERS FOR BOYFRIENDS!!!
Yup. So yeah.
And honestly, that damn Hai, if he dumps her, which i can see inevitably happening, she is bound to be suicidal over the matter.
I wanted to tell her something, but she'd probably get mad at me.
And that ladies and gentlemen, was just first period.
Second period;
Well, another fun day of presentations this week in the little theatre for health class, courtesy of Planned Parenthood and the Teen Trauma Hotline. wee? sweatdrop
We had this fat lady talking about keeping yourself healthy, things you can and cannot control about it too. booorrrinnng.
She had a family tree, and was telling us about how she had 5 miscariages, amongst other things. Also about how her husbands family were a bunch of cousin ********. Literally. Many first cousins got married and had kids.
And omg, guess what, many were alcholics. Shocking. eek
I was hyper/squirmy, seeing as how I had only hours ago downed a whole pot of cofee again.
Alas i could not be contained from the 4 colors i had of sharpies, and decided to make a masterpiece amongst my fingers. Lots of swirlies and flowing shapes in the colors yellow, orange, green and black.
3rd period;
Ick. Physical education. gonk
I didn't suit up, and came up with the excuse that my shorts ripped and i needed to get new ones. Aw this excuse has never ever failed me in all my years. xp
I sat there doodling for the entire time.
Lunch;
Nothing particularily dazzling.
4th period;
Science, whoopie.
Boring, but i did get to chat with Bridget and Jacob a bit while we were in our lab groups.
5 period;
Ok in math, Eric, Josh, and Nick, some random guys I know in that class, were being total pig perverts. The whole "would you do that chick?" thing.
Then Josh made a gesture to Nick about me.
And sure enough that b*****d nodded.
I kicked him in the nuts. ugh. gross. He looks like a cheap eminem rip off b*****d.
6th period;
English. Anne Frank final test. I think i did pretty good on it. xd
But now i am home, bored, because fly for fun wasnt working so yeah.
-evie
