"It's the voice in my head who told me to find money. He didn't have a name so I named him Mark. He said the cows don't want me to have sugar and they're bad. Those damn milk-producing bastards! I knew they were up to no good!" Edward glared at his brother.
"You're not with the cows are you?" Edward stepped closer looking straight at Al's eyes.
"N-no..."
"GOOD!" Edward smiled when he heard this. He felt something touch his leg. He looked down to see a cat looking up at him.
"OH! Brother...ummm...I was wondering...could I..."
"AHH! Perfect! A shield against the cows!" He picked up the cat and placed on his head.
Sugar & Ed Don't Mix by: tsukiflower
