How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
General Ways to Annoy People
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!" wink
As people talk, smell their shoulders.
Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
Call someone and ask for someone that you know is not there then hang up. Call again about a half hour latter and ask for the same person then hang up again. Wait another half hour and call again and ask for that person again and then hang up again and wait a hour and call the same number and say that you are the person that you have been calling for and ask if you had any messages.
Ways to Annoy People On The Internet
Post a message asking how to post messages.
Ask the readers of your post whether any of them want to be the drummer for your new band, "Death Monkeys".
Why use a single question mark or exclamation point when you can use at least thirty?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Annoying Things To Say To Other People
Can you believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
Have you ever tried cat meat?
My butt reeeally itches!
I haven't changed my underwear in over two weeks! How about you?
Wanna buy a gerbil?
I work for the city of San Gabriel and I drive a garbage truck.
I collect aluminum foil.
Annoying Things To Do At School
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
write fake love notes and slip them into people's lockers
Hand your paper in a sealed envelope with postmarks from several different countries on it. Say that you wanted several different perspectives on your work.
If assigned a 2000-word paper, draw two pictures of what the paper was supposed to be about. After all, a picture is worth 1000 words, right?
On the day the paper is due, skip into class, waving the paper and screaming, "I have a paper! I have a paper!". Run around the class a few times, then joyfully throw it out the window. Laugh and yell, "There's my paper!", then run outside to get it. Repeat this all through the period, or until the prof throws you out.
Perfume the paper with catnip. Explain that it was to keep your dog from eating it.
Put nonsense words down as quotes. Say that you are quoting the words of a well-known Zen master who was speaking in tongues at the time.
Print all the pages on one sheet of paper, with the text overlapping. Say that that was all the paper you had.
When writing an especially long paper, put a recipe for chocolate cake in the middle and see if the professor notices.
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