Those sissy, snoopy, stupid fairies will pay. They think all fairies are supposed to be blonde. My hair was red. They're ok with brunnetes, but NEVER red-heads. Well, my hair's REALLY red now! One day they decided to shove me into the thishles. That was the last straw. I went to the Evil Overlord of Evil; I traded my wings for Katanas, and my silly little wand for a samurai sword. They will pay...
Hello. I'm Thumbelina. I was just born from this flower... five mineuts ago. My new mother gave me this birth baloon. It is my only posseson of this world, It is customary for me to sleep in this flower for ten years. In ten years, I will be ten thousand years old! Teenies age quicker than Bigs, or, well, humans.
