December 22....Jacobs Log.The Old Man almost stepped on me today.But i hid where his wrinkled toes couldnt reach.The man should really order some soap.Every day.I really have found some use of closepins.They really do make the stink stop!He went bowling today.Well i guess......WE did.I climbed out by shimming up the shoelaces.They leave a tingly feeling on my tummy.On the way to the concession stand i saw some guys underwear on the ceiling fan.gross.I considered living in those instead of the shoe but i knew things just wouldnt be the same.I love stealin some yummy nacho cheese from peoples tables.i pu a cheese handprint on a mans face and raced back to the old man's shoe so that we could arrive home in a couple minutes.if only he knew what was hiding....living....surviving inside his shoe.As i fall asleep to the sound of loud snoring from the bedroom I feel a strange feeling.I hate being away from my family.How could i leave them to die in that warzone.But what else could i do?Well im only a tiny man trying to survive in an old mans shoe.Goodnight everyone.
Jake The Tiny
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