An Urgent Message to Capt. Bunny
Wuz ^! Nothing much? The war has been battling on for 3 monthes now. I don't know if it will ever end. There are rumers around camp that the radioactive teddybears are planning another big attack. I wish I was at home with my family and friends. Jupiter can be so lonely. So far, 3 people have had their brains eaten, and 15 others have had their anals probed. We've all lost socks and toast. I wonder if I'll make it out alive. I stay up all night listening for laser guns to go off and I stay ready to fight. I'm scared... these teddybear soldiers are crazy... they don't care how many socks they steal or who they kill. There are battles going on all and day. I see some of my fellow soldiers die in these battles. Johnny lost his leg, it was shot off by an atomic cannon. I'm scared, I don't get any sleep at night and I barely eat. A lot of the guys up here try to have fun, but it's hard to do, when you know at any moment you can die. The war is starting to take a toll on some. Some are going crazy crazy or slowly slip into a deep, dark depression. ... Tell my family and friends that I love them and that I will soon write them. And tell them to keep me in their prayers. Stay strong.
General Aku
General Aku
*blinks* Well, things are bleak on the Jupiter front... apparently, the Teddybears here have called for re-enforcements... Troops, keep the Jupitarians in your prayers, for they're your husbands and wives, mothers and fothers, brothers and sisters, if not by blood than by Spirit. Please, post news here that you learn... apparently, this war is worse than we thought...
Community Member
Capt. Bunny! The teddy bears are invading camp! Hurry! They've taken my socks! The troops are holding them back, but we need reinforcements!