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Yo Mama's Teeth So Big, When She Sneezes She Bites Her Chest

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a d***o she cracked her two front teeth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama`s so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in order.

Yo mama's so poor, thieves broke in and left money.

Yo mama's so poor, she has to do drive-by shootings on the bus.

Yo mama's so poor, she has to take the trash IN.

Yo mama's so poor, she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Yo mama's so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds

Yo mama's so dirty, she loses weight in the shower.

Yo mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.

Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple.

Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick.

Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license