Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "I choose you pikachu!"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
DeaDlYSinZ_2006 · Sun Dec 31, 2006 @ 04:44am · 1 Comments |