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CAFFEINATED STONER WARS.

Dagger and Aaron
Dagger: Why would I wanna suck it! It's too small!

Dagger: Mario, sing like a virgin! Jackie, kiss my brother! Jeremy, dance around like a little girl!

Dagger: Crystal! Make mad a** love to the ground!

Dagger and Aaron: NO WEED FOR NINE MONTHS!!!!

Dagger: PUT ME DOWN! I HAVEN'T KILLED HIM YET.

Dagger: Oh no! Grocery stores will have to be avoided!

Dagger: You see, to us, he is mister " I'm of the Twilight", but behind closed doors, he masterbates to LOLICON!!!

Aaron: Oh yeah, the gay squad.

Aaron: Jennifer, eat grass! Mike, annally assault yourself! Random Girl, make out with Becca!

Aaron: Hi, my name is Aaron and I'm not in right now. I'm most likely getting stoned in the park. If you are a telemarketer, don't even try unless it has to do with Weed. If you are my friends, then you will bring me weed. If you are stoner, I hope to get weed from you as well. If you are the cops, well, ur...I want nothing to do with weed! *beep*

Aaron: When I do ********, I use trojan man condoms.

Aaron: ( too Lee.) You and your nine inch strap on better ******** off!

Sam

Sam: Trojan man condoms, they protect you from penile infections.

Sam: Oh my God, my a**s is bleeding.

Sam: I want to have sex with that tree by your window Shari.

Sam: Oh dear! Dagger and Aaron aren't using trojan man condoms!

Sam: ( To Becca.) Well, he felt the need to use Trojan Man condoms to protect himself from all your STDs.

Crystal, Carla, and Lita
Crystal: Your stupid drunk ********!

Crystal: Oh, they had eachother whipped.

Crystal: Dude, Aaron, if your going to insult us, come up with something better.

Jesse: Nine inches my a**.

Carla: Oh great, here we go with the your mom crap now!

Carla: Oh Really?

Becca, RG, and Lee

Becca: What do you think Random Girl? And what kind of a name is random girl? Dose your mom hate you or something?

Lee: (to Becca.)My d**k is nine inches long when erect....

Lee sad To Aaron.) Shows what you know you little Puppy.
Aaron: Did you just call me Puppy?

RG: No...my dad named me when he was drunk, and my mom was so high on pain killers she thought it was cute!

Jeremy and Zach
Jeremy: Oh my god, Kama Sutra!

Zach: Damn, Seymour, you need to go easy! That ******** hurt!

Zach: Well, i planned on Being a lesbian anyway.

And last but not least...


MARIO

Jeremy: Oh no, are you sending a curse again?
Mario: Heh heh heh, yeah!

Mario: lIke, Oh my god, Dagger, I'm going to make you stip naked in front of Aaron and make you mastubate for him while singing " When I think of you, i wanna touch myself."

Mario: Oh my God, what the ********?!

Mario: OO, sexilicious.

Mario: I smell sex.

Mario: ( To Dagger and Aaron.) You two sound like an old married couple. Here, maybe this will help! The Kama Sutra!

Mario: ( To Dagger and Aaron about how they had sex.) I also sensed them mixing this morning when you were SOBER!!!

Mario: Oh Dear! Daggers not a virgin anymore! LIKE A VIRGIN!!!

Mario: Kama Sutra!

Mario; Like Oh my God! An orgy! I wanna join!

Mario: ( To Becca.) Oh, Go get a push up bra...AND GET ONE FOR ME TOO!!!

Mario: ( To Aaron.) It will make you feel sexilicious.

Mario: Oh my God! It's the Power of the kama Sutra.

Mario: ( To Dagger and Aaron.) So kiss already, before I sick the Kama Sutra on you!

Mario: So much Emo. Oh my God, EMO!!!

Mario: Maybe they took too much viagra! Sweet allmight Jesus!

Mario: Oh God, no...they're getting naked! ( To Sam.) You should video tape them!

Mario: Dagger and Aaron having sex...

Mario: Cuz when i think about you I touch myself!

Mario: Ooo Pot....

Mario;( wearing a pink dress.) Oh my God...I'm so pretty! I'm a star princess!

Mario: ( To Jesse) Oh do you like it? It makes my boobs look bigger.

Mario: I should run into Victoria's secret shouting out " SANCTUARY!!"

Mario: It's all pretty and glowy ...and fuzzy...like Jesus...

Mario: Oh my God, you stupid emo! Oh my God, I'm gonna faint!

Mario: yeah, you guys ******** for three days...and you ******** the other night.

Mario: Oh my God! I hope its' boy, then we can name it Jesus!

Mario: ( To Dagger.) Well, is Aaron your dad? I think not! Because that would be just plain out wrong!

Mario: Well, after seeing Lee's nine inch strap on, I don't want to be gay.

Mario: Eww! He likes his own p***s? Personally, I'd wrather have a v****a.

Mario: Oh my God! I am not gay!