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hwahahah! Okaaaay, finals are over!
Does anybody even read this thing?!
No matter! I'll just post for the gold! Since the first semester is over now, I'm going to post the quotes I gathered during semester 1 XD.
These are just quotes I found funny or interesting and I jotted them down in my planner...ok, here we go:

"The eyes that see can be deceived"
-Chris (some kid in my math class)

"Every man has a volume if you care to read it"
-Chris (again)

"Being me is easy
---but being myself is hard"
-Written in my math textbook

"When the map is unrolled,
the dagger is revealed"
-Written on the whiteboard in 243 (World History)

"I'm about to pinch your cheeks right off your face!"
-Topaz (Math class again. nyaaar.)

"We will rock whoever wrote that sh*@ and you will DIE BY MY HAND!!!"
-Written on the whiteboard in german class

(The following quotes were all in one place. It was a battle between two girls.)
"Brynn has lice and makes maggot juice"
"Kenda drinks her own butt juices"
"Brynn likes to wear dirty diapers"
"Kendra wears dental floss for underwear"
"Brynn wears monkey paws"
"Kenda is a dwarf..called dopey"
"Brynn smells like butt juice"
"Kendra doesn't have a sister"
"Brynn sharted in class"
"Kendra sharted a turkey leg"
"Brynn smells like dog butt"
"Kendra's upset because her sister got squished by a horse"
"Brynn is a Torta"
"Kendra has grammar compared to a duck"
"Brynn reads dirty french books"
"Kendra looks like a camel"
"Brynn is snuffalufigus"
-Written on a yellow folder I found.

So there you have it!
Until the end of second semester, I guess.