MORBID SURVEY
{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
i always get so dissappointed when i open up a large bag of road kill and feces :[
{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
yeah, for sure
{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
heroin
{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}
{4} shot or stabbed?
shot. i'm not to into the lying their in pain.
{5} asphixiated or exsanguinated?
though i said the above, i think exsanguinated would be neat.
{6} drowned or buried alive?
drowned. i'm not a bug person.
{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
crushed to death, because it'd require much more effort for the killer
{8} poisoned or overdosed?
overdosed.
{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
if the flesh-melting virus has zombie side-effects, i want that.
{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
exsanguinated
{11}...which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
spider bite or suffocating in your mother's bosom
{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
intentionally. shows someone cares enough about my existance to actually end it.
{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
serial killer! <3
{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
plane crash, just cos it's so much more unlikely. it's really almost a priveledge.
{15} killed in your home or away from home?
i wanna die on a carnival ride.
{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
i've been scared of dying in my sleep forever, so watching tv
{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
stalker. i love my adoring fans.
{RANDOM...}
{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
i want to be buried shallowly in a play ground
{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
a roller rink
{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
Quintron- a place unknown. or at the drive-in - hourglass
{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
the blood of my enemies
{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
TYRA BANKS
{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
if william shatner isn't there, i will refuse to die.
{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
remembered and hated, of course. so long as i had an impact.
{25] would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
heartbroken mate. HA.
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