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Because nothing has spiked my interest lately, either than the rapid increase of funds I just aquired but lost in the laundry... Damn dirty apes... I guess I'll tell you a story.

Once there was this guy named Matt, he had this sweet little life where he roamed around the country side defeating er... defending the inocent and spiteing the guilty. Well it turned out that he had this magical device called the Ring of Unlimited Power of Limited Use. Basically it had Unlimited power but limited uses... You could probably guess already how much this kicked a**. Well at first it was going great, I could kill anything with the mere ability of pointing at it. Point at enemy, enemy goes boom. Point at Garfield, Garfield goes boom. Yeah it was freakin' sweet.

However it had LIMITED USE!

Point at oncoming bus, FZZTT!!! "What the... OH GOD DAMN!!!" ~CRASH!~

Matt has died, press Start to continue...

Also you can't take off the ring...

What? No save state re-load? Totally queer...

God my friends make up the weirdest items...