"Just because you're bi doesn't mean you have to like both genders equally-you can lean more heavily on one side than the other."
"He's so Asian he's too Asian for the Asian Club."
"Life sucks overall. As a kid you may be sheltered and protected, but you don't know anything and people look down on you. Being a teenager sucks. You don't even know what the ******** is going on anymore. Being an adult is too stressful. And being old...well, enough said there."
"I'll squeeze your balls 'til they turn blue then black then fall off."
"Do not rape the asian!"
"I'll distract her!!! Look, hot guy on guy action!!"
"I am more of a man than you!!"
"Ask me-do I care? No."
"If somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...the I'd wonder where the ******** I was last February!"
"It's-a-me, Mario!"
Wait...how did that last one end up here??
you will have noticed at this point that some of my quotes are pretty smart, and others are just plain weird O_o ^_^ Heh heh heh.
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Damon Baird is the most amazing cynic in the ******** world.
"There we go, one muzzled queen! But not you, her. You were great, I loved your speech there, especially the b***h-a** stuff. Very good, very enlightening."
"There we go, one muzzled queen! But not you, her. You were great, I loved your speech there, especially the b***h-a** stuff. Very good, very enlightening."