Since no one commetned on my prettiful drawings of Snape and Phantom in dresses, and I am getting tired of Phantom rolling his eyes in the picture, I am going to post some of my favorite things from Goodquotes.com !^_^!
Funny Signs at shops and stuffs:
At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose?
In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.
In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.
In a dry cleaner's emporium: Drop your pants here.
In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.
In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday. (Harra says: O_o What kinda dancing happens on Sunday then?)
In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends. (There's nine days in a week now? gonk )
Answering Machines!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten
You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode. You see a sign up ahead. This is no ordinary answering device; this is "The Twilight Phone"
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.
As the drugs take hold, you feel you are losing your grip on reality. You begin to hallucinate. You see a telephone... The telephone is next to an answering machine... You hear a faint click and a light flashes on the answering machine... You hear a beep...
Can’t take your call, I'm hiding from the men in white coats. We've been playing hide'n'seek for weeks, and they still haven't found me! Tee Hee Hee! Leave a message? (Yeah.... sounds like I'll put that one on mine when I get a phone!)
Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up.
Heaven, God speaking... (I'll get my friends with that one!)
Hello! This is 1-800-PRESLEY. Yes! 1-800-PRESLEY! They say the King died 10 years ago, but we know he's still out there somewhere. So... Leave your name and number and tell us where YOU saw Elvis!
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you. ( heart )
Hello, you've reached Sakurai and Harra. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Harra likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
Yeah.... I'll have more later... get over it, I know these are good, but I have a life too, y'know! mad
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