5:30 am October 8th 2004
Sita: wake up you lazy s**t! *throws pillow at Cimota.* Cimota: hey man! Im trying to sleep *curls up in sheets* Sita: well your stupid friends are piled outside our door Cimota: aww what do I care *quickly scuffles out of bed toward the door* Sita: I dont want those little dumb asses in here Cimota: whatever dad *opens the door and gets shoved out of the way by the friends* Fleck: man Cimota you got to see this game! Remlap: Dude check it out its frigin awesome! Lilly: aww the little kittens are so cute! Sita: god damnit I thought I said no friends in the house! Cimota: wait what the hell is going on *walks into my room* Remlap: dude its the most awsom game in the world. Cimota: what game! Fleck: its an awsom game the game of all time. Cimota: WHAT GAME! Lilly: it is... antilock... Cimota: never heard of it. Remlap, Fleck: never heard of it! Fleck: it’s the best action R.P.G. in the world! Its rich detailed worlds Remlap: the chicks... I mean, eww that’s gross there pixels dude! ... But what would we do without pixel shaded bump mapping. Lilly: look at the cute little kitty kitties Fleck: there tigers duh Cimota: can’t you play it at your house? Remlap: no one else has an Xbox. Cimota: XX Lilly: come on Cimota please let us play it here... Cimota: Lilly: thanks! *hug* Sita: what the hell are you damn friends doing here. Cimota: nothing dad, hey guys we can’t be here lets go to the park or something. Now go wait outside ill be there in a sec. Remlap, Fleck, Lilly: ok fine *scuffles slowly toward the door* ****** ****** Cimota: *opens door to apartment* so what should we do now? Fleck: I wanted to play that game but your dad kicked us out. Remlap: whatever lets go skate. Cimota: ok. Lilly: well thats no fun for me. Cimota: well... um you can go on the swing, ok Lilly: yay the swings. ***** ***** .:later that day at the park:. Remlap: whats with that guy over there??? Cimota: IDK That Guy: *casts stare in there direction* Remlap: what the ******** is his deal? Cimota: ok lets leave these guys freaking me out. Remlap: no I want to teach this punk a lesson *walks towards that guy* Lilly: no, Rem he doesnt look friendly. Remlap: I'm going to kick his but for looking at me like that. Useless little punk. *gets right up next to him, looks him strait in the eyes* what the hells your deal little man. Fleck: yep hes an idiot the guys like twice his size. That guy: my name is Sean and I mean you no harm. Remlap: thats total bull s**t what were you looking at us for. Sean: I did not know it was a crime here to look in a general direction... Remlap: ...well, it is ok! Sean: please I must be off. Remlap: whatever you p***y. Sean: *turns around and looks back at him* fine you wish to wage battle with me... foolish mortal. Remlap: youre just a psycho Goth, what are you going to do. Cimota: I think we should help Rem. Fleck: dont he should learn from his mistakes, besides I want to se what happens. Lilly: Im with Cimota. Sean:*pulls sword out of his trench coat* prepare to die! *swings sword diagonally* Rem: holy s**t *holds skate board in front of him and watches it get cut in front of him* dude whats with that!? your paying for a new board! Sean: pitiful little squirt. *walks off*
To Be Continued
Note: this is a totally pointless story for the first couple entrys Im just introducing the main characters. Their names have been changed to protect them from any harm. except sean cuz hes a jerk
Atomic sita · Fri Oct 08, 2004 @ 04:59pm · 10 Comments |