This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog
for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is
in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and
sees a mutt sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this
gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government,
so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they
had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and world leader, cause no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
their most valuable spies eight years running. The
jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle
down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do
some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered
some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch
of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm
just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner
what he wants for the dog.
The owner says "Ten dollars."
The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This
dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him for
$10?"
The owner replies, "He's such a liar."......
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