(to the tune of jingle bells)
Dashing through the snow,
In my rusty Chevrolet,
Down the road I go,
Sliding all the way!
I need new piston rings,
I need some new snow tires,
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!
OH! Rust and smoke,
The heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match
to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent!
the muffler went!
The radio, it's okay!
Oh! what fun it is to drive this rusty chevrolet!
I went to the I-G-A
to get some christmas cheer
I just passed up my left front tire
and it's getting hard to steer!
Skidding down the highway,
right past the Negani cops,
I had to drag my swampers to get the car to stop!
OH! Rust and smoke,
The heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match
to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent!
the muffler went!
The radio, it's okay!
Oh! what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
Bouncing through the snowdrifts
in a big blue cloud of smoke,
people laugh as I drive by,
i wonder "what's the joke?"
I got to get to shop co
to pick up the lay-away
'cause Santa Clausis comin soon in his big old rusty sleigh!
OH! Rust and smoke,
The heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match
to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent!
the muffler went!
The radio, it's okay!
Oh! what fun it is to drive this rusty chevrolet!
OH! Rust and smoke,
The heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match
to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent!
the muffler went!
The radio, it's okay!
Oh! what fun it is to drive this rusty chevrolet!
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