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I know that i had taken a while to respond.

The lady at the bank was giving me a look. A look that said, "Are you stupid?"

I was thinking about coffee and toffee, and if the same person named them both way back when, and if they had been named at the same time.

"Do you want to DO something here?"

My male selective hearing kicked into gear.

"Heck YeZ!" I shouted, making an obscene gesture. She slapped me and had security throw me out. me out. meout. meowt. Meow

meow.

Anyways, i stood outside the bank's front doors, and realized that i needed to cash my check. Ah well.

Money-less, i began my walk. First, i passed some old people getting into their SUV, then i soon passed a young couple coupling by some dumpsters, and after walking by a stray dog eating another dog, i got bored and decided to do something else.

This didnt solve the fact that i was miles away from anywhere without any money. But it DID bring to my attention the fact that i was standing in front of the greatest store on earth.....

Staples

I walked in and was like.... "Got any grapes?"

They were like, "Doubtful"

After taking the time to type out a sad frowny emote, sad , I started my pointless loiter-fest. loiter-fest. Festation of loiters. Sounds like a really nasty STD. ew.

I took my time browsing the goods, staring in awe at all the glorious products on the shelves. They had EVERYTHING!! (except grapes... or food, but you could eat the paper, so it was fine).

Too many hours later, i was bored again, and decided to leave, but apparently, i had succesfully gotten myself locked in the store. I was like: "Oh man..... THIS ROCKS!!!"

So i took the liberty to open up all of the colored sharpie markers and drew a marvelous stick-figure mural on every wall, used the copy center to make 1 million copies of my tongue, and stacked all the furniture Poltergeist status. Yes, i am amazing.

After i got done realizing i was still at the bank, the lady was screaming at me.

"YOU HAVE BEEN DAY-DREAMING IN LINE FOR 5 HOURS NOW!!!! GET A LIFE!!!!"

I was like:

"Haha... a dog eating a dog.... Dog-eat-dog. That is funny."