THINGS MY ENGLISH TEACHER SAID: -my uncle is a cause and effect -she is so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet -i hope to go to a great college like my uncle d**k. -I can have a funnier...fonnier....fancier....fannier...humourous -in case u havent been catching -they were hypocrites -Irony folks -pilk? -seems like gloria. -fredrick, hitlers germany -ravens drink beer -power corrupts this old cartoon -nursing a baby takes ...time -my dad won the election. he was the only canidate -a stone is 20 punds times whatever -ruling people always have gas -frankenstein stormed a gate. -chicken people -spidey has to go outside -its a big mindless thing -word dancing -you can choose to be sheep -cows can sleep wjile theyre being milked -theres benjamin people -martha was teased -chickems can do less than horses -california is one of the biggest school systems -they were kind of spazzing -someone has ppen and paper -turkeys can drown in the rain -be racist -tony isnt a tiger -thats dorthy slamming the window its good for u -be careful when ur moms jewlery is missing -stalin would have complete control of the internet -a dog call....ah -sarah was nerdy -martha wants to die 100 times -hank..my firt boyfriend -i think i ate a dog - hes gotten fast - i want to see when he falls -she cant help it...her mom buys her socks - i havent confessed anything false since then - i mean whatever - he wants power - its a diddy -babies were turned into bacon -children were being slaughtered -mcdonals is healthy -others died form starvation -we'll just say josh did it -they make good use of body parts -most bones are turned into glue. -elmers glue -germany is fredrick -dogs had a taste of blood -profane pig yall - i think hes evil -shes rocking -religion is the op to the people -ravens catch them all off the garbage -piges get hangovers -drinking is not the best thing -wine has benefits -that looks juicy - a little power, i m going crazy! -they are static characters -mmmm....note -one is good the other id good -keep us straight -oust him out -dictators come up -hes an apple -commuinst in cuba -this is my iraqi accent -the pigs are fat -there is a shortage of gas in cuba -be united as the beat -beer and hard work -people need peasants -he never showers - pro-proletarian pigs are cool -boxer eats more than a chicken - he was against religiom -heaven was an illusion -its emotionally bearing - if theres a dictatorship brewing -im making a mes sout of thinking - you were born! -they did clean it up -hes involved. -yeah, shes more in my area -he might get a sneak attack -ballerinas dont go to college - i was shivering - it was going . good take on that -nanna heely got thrown out -pay taxes! remember that - the black lady doesnt want her own child -that area was woven with racism -Hawaiians dontlike letting go of things -animals were being mean to everyone -bless you, johnny -dignity can be taken away like ur grocery shopping - you kill more flies witjh honey than vinegar - i thought this was a trickly qoute for a grandma -you have the power! -your hair is not on a diet -egg whites are like gell -eggs yols aare mositurizers -25 multiple choice questions like...hank -she likes the husband -what does he look like hmmm -im only dressed like a bum - i got holes in my tennis shoes -hahaha i love that line -he snagged her.. -ahhh,oh,,oh no! thats the answer, oh stop it sophia - you worked ur rear ends off -ew who can read that -which way is the "E" -Ya know ya know -okay chop off aristcats head -literally heads chopped off - we can just go killing 'em -aristobrat, i mean crat -beheading people and children -aha! -probabaly at ur age..dramatic -your good! -tatoo it to ur body parts or soemthing -my dad gives money to mother tereasa -lets say ur dads a mob maniac gangster -hush! dont talk unless ur dads a mob maniac!
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