I am SO bored tonight...so...I'm just going to browse some random stuff. This'll be epic. First..uhm..some internet personal ad sites...
Okay, let's see what the locals are looking for.
Ad #148183, Jon
He's 55..doesn't smoke, but he drinks, and he has kids..
"Blk male seeking attached female who is missing the Passiona nnd Romance in there current situation. (Discretion is a must)
If you are missing the Passion and Romance and looking to fill that void. I'm you man.
I'm looking for a unique and interesting female to get to know. I would like to build a friendly long term relationship and possibly more.
I believe attraction on the inside is much more critical the appearance on the outside. A certain level of chemistry is essential.
Would like to meet someone who is into music and the arts/theater. Maybe some sports!!
Ladies I would lovd to hear from you."
Haha..old black guys can't type. Ahhh..okay..let's see....
Next is..from MasterAlan, Ad #145610
San Diego, California:
"I'm looking for a female subject with a very strong interest in becoming the object of extreme body modifications within the structure of a 7/24 life of slavery and pain.
your body will be shaped and decorated in a variety of ways - tattoos over your full body, scarification, branding, piercing with a multitude of objects useful and pretty. I won't say here exactly what I intend (and at least at the beginning, you will have some input into the decorations) - but think Japanese body tattoo, think old National Geographic photographs, think Fakir Mustafah to the 100th power. I suppose if I had a multitude of subjects, I might cover one with a field of flowers, another with some abstract Kandinsky-like art, another with illustrations of the history of torture and BDSM. But I don't, and that would be a gigantic undertaking. So - one girl, one general topic, and a long-term plan (which will be discussed in private).
Also, think ponygirl. It should go without saying that you will be used sexually in almost every possible way.
Age and race are open, though youth will make the physical changes easier; on the other hand, maturity may make acceptance easier. you should be relatively trim or be prepared to have your body made trim. Skin tone should be fair, light, uniform.
you will live as a full-time slave in my Domain, living in some degree and variety of restraint at all times (what and how much will depend on what your duties are, my whims, etc.), living under discipline at all times, a pain-slut for my pleasure (yes, I'm a sadist) but you'd have to be something of a masochist to undergo the body modifications I have in mind. you will work in a variety of functions. A healthy interest in a hard science or computer science will be of use but not necessary.
I am a 53-yo man, dominant all my life, trainer and user/keeper of slavegirls since high school. I am a research scientist with several complex projects which you will work in, secure in my self and my life. I know something about everything, have been a vast number of places, done a vast number of things. you'll find me a good conversationalist, funny, fun, playful. I keep one slavegirl now; you will be "2nd girl" in Gorean terms (my training orientation is only partly Gorean), though you will have the advantage of serving me 24 hours/day.
I have a life outside D/s, and you will participate in it under my direction and control - oh, did it get through that I AM what is derisively called a "control freak"?!? I offer an interesting, even fascinating life.
Alan"
Alright, now this is..Ad #127810 from Vini in Ohiooooo
"Looking for a submissive hermaphrodite or a petite feminine shemale for pleasurable kinky action(as you like it). weight should be proportionate to height.""
g'oooh..monkey nuts..people are so odd.
Okay, enough personals nows, hmm...
I'll check some Myspace stuff..I'll check out these three "cool new people!"
First up, we got.."junior"..wow, this guy really likes Notorious B.I.G.
He says he'd like to meet him. Too bad he's dead, eh? Eh, that guy's kind of boring, let's go the next guy..
Next is Derek, or "2notorious"..he really likes The Boondocks. One of his friends mispelled "Sexy"..aha.."Sexci". The last guy has some death ice cream cone or something
Argh! The internet so boring today!
Let's see..guess I could plague this with GIFs!
Okay, that's all for today!
