So i was walking through the cemetary the other day, when suddenly, the ground next to me, erupted! I let out a shill scream, and jumped onto the ground, and rolled. As i looked up, i couldn't believe what i saw!
It was The King!! Elvis Presley! And he was Pissed! He ran at me with a garden spade, and an empty bottle of yoohoo! I was astonished, but i could tell that he was out for blood, so i ran!
I was running so hard, that my muscles burned, and my lungs did too! I looked over my shoulder, and he was still right on me. I heard him say something but i couldn't make it out. Next thing i know, the bottle of yoohoo pegged me in the back, and i was being sucked into it by a red light.
The very next moment, i heard, elvis say,
"I CAUGHT A WILD JESSE!!!"
the end.
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