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'angels sang out,
an emaculate chorus,
and down from the heavens,
descended Chuck Norris,
who delivered a kick,
that could shatter bones,
into the crotch of,
Indiana jones
who lye down on the ground
crying in pain
as batman changed back
into bruce wayne
but chuck saw through
his clever disguise
and crushed batman's head
in between his thighs
and gandald the great
and gandalf the white
a naked muzalini
the holy grails black night
(that's all i remember)

Angels sang out in an immacular chorus
And down from the heavens decended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw though his clever disguise
And head crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Night
And Bennito Mussilini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightening fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy a**
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
While civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The Champion stood -- The rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

>.> I am watching you all, so look out! I'm comming when you exzpect it, but I'll have FOUR sporks. Oooo. Your in trouble now...... >.> <.< >.<