A fly flies above a river.
A fish in the water sees the fly and thinks:
If the fly drops 5 inches,
I can jump out the water and eat the fly.
A bear nearby sees the fly and thinks:
If the fly drops 5 inches and
the fish jumps out the water to eat it,
I can catch the fish.
A hunter nearby sees the fly and thinks:
If the fly drops 5 inches and
the fish jumps out the water to eat it and
the bear catches the fish,
I can shoot the bear.
A mouse hiding behind the hunter sees the fly and thinks:
If the fly drops 5 inches and
the fish jumps out of the water to eat it and
the bear catches the fish and
the hunter shoots the bear,
I can snag the sandwich that will fall out the hunter's pocket.
A cat watching the mouse sees the fly and thinks:
If the fly drops 5 inches and
the fish jumps out of the water to eat it and
the bear catches the fish and
the hunter shoots the bear and
the mouse snags the sandwich that falls out the hunter's pocket,
then I can pounce on the mouse and have him for lunch.
Just then, the fly drops 5 inches
and the fish jumps out of the water to eat it,
the bear catches the fish,
the hunter shoots the bear
the mouse snags the sandwich and runs,
and the cat pounces on the mouse, misses, and falls into the water.
What is the moral of this story?
The fly drops and the p***y gets wet!!!!!!!
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