since no one knows who Naruto's mom is........
Naruto: Sasuke, i swear i will defeat you, believe it!
???: Young man, stop saying that!
Naruto: Who dares speak to me like that?
???: Your mom!! .....no, i mean it. *Naruto's mom walks in*
Naruto: Are you really my mother?
Mom: Yes.
Naruto: In that case........*slaps her* WHY THE HELL DID YOU LEAVE ME?! scream
Mom: *slaps him* Don't talk that way to your mother! scream
Naruto: *slaps her again* Answer the question!
Sasuke: ........*backs away* sweatdrop
Mom: If you must know, i simply couldn't care for you at the time.
Naruto: You mean you didn't WANT to take care of me, am i right?
Mom: Fine.....yes, i didn't want to. Anyway, i can care for you now.
Naruto: Where's dad?
Mom: He's dead, but you can meet my new boyfriend.....*Itachi walks in*
Itachi: ........Sup?
Naruto and Sasuke: ........*faint*
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