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Janis - Is it his real name?
The answer? I'm not telling...-_-
Alright...I'll tell you...
Yes, Janis is his real name...You see, Janis's parents were lesbians...He never had a father (hence his extreme girliness) and grew tired of woman because of his double woman parentship (hence teh gay)...Janis's parents decided to give him a female name to "try and break the gender barrier"...